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Shitfaced monkey

someone who annoys you
"GOD SHE IS SUCH A SHITFACED MONKEY"
by homogaycheese August 30, 2023
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Splitware

Splitware refers to a controversial business practice in the software and video game development industry where a developer intentionally removes or withholds significant features or content from the final version of their product with the intent of releasing it separately as paid downloadable content (DLC). This practice is often perceived as a marketing strategy aimed at maximizing profits by monetizing features that would traditionally be included in the base product.
The gaming community was outraged when they discovered that the highly anticipated game had been tainted by splitware tactics, as essential gameplay elements were only available through paid DLC.
by PCA963 October 24, 2023
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ShitFace

She givin’ slurp from the back, and you let out the chocolate thunder. In during this you create a silhouette of her form and cover her face in shid
ShitFaced some bitch last night, took a picture of it and framed it.”
by YEETER550 April 20, 2024
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Splitback

A person or person's who can not be trusted to tell the truth after being caught lying about something stupid or irrelevant. A liar of the worst sort.

For som background I used to hear this phrase a lot in middle school. And even after I moved to a new town. Which makes me think that it is not local but I've never heard anyone say it since. I tried Google it but all that comes up a pictures of couches.
Me: a can't believe he would lie about something that's stupid, what is even the benefits you know? It just doesn't make any sense.

Friend: What a splitback
by Ddr99 May 7, 2024
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Splitgate 2 Trailer

When a man cuts off his dick then sews it onto a unsuspecting female thus turning them into a femboy with a spooky spooky haircut and then they give you a EJ ( eye socket job ) then the man experiences a intense orgasm leading to kidney failure and ruptured testicles as well as AIDS, Herpes, HIV, HPV, Pubic Lice, Gonorrhea, and possibly appendicitis.
Man I can't wait to get a Splitgate 2 Trailer while watching futa. My grandpa did it in 05' but it didn't end so well and now i'm struggling with a intense vore footjob fetish.
by Sofia Capes July 11, 2025
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Tildesley [slutface]

a person overly excited by any form of sexual stimulation
Kate is a real tildesley
"Tildesley slutface"
by ghvbvhbvub January 25, 2009
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The Shitfaced John

a Rocket Palmer with a minimum of 2 shots of Vodka added to the mix.
this Rocket Palmer sure would be tasty with some Vodka. How about The Shitfaced John?
by masters of mixology September 23, 2011
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