Slinkerknot

noun. A person who is unable to speak in the present tense.

Jon says: Mmm, this beer tasted so good, and is going to be remarkably smooth.

He is a slinkerknot

by Ashfield September 13, 2011

sphinkter

yet another slang term for yore asshole or yer rectum.

Adam Gooch likes it up the sphinkter

by My name February 11, 2003

sphincter-necklace

A nicer way to tell someone their head is up their ass.

Tell that guy to remove his sphincter-necklace before coming into work from now on.

by Tay~Lyn and WhiteNoise July 14, 2011

splinter cell

When your friend has to sneak off when no one is looking, because he is too ashamed to say he's going to hang out with his lame ass grilfriend.

Cody: Hey Doug, where did Matt go?
Doug: I don't know man. I heard him in the hall earlier while I was taking a dump, but when i came out he was gone.
Cody: He probaly went to go see Sara, and just did not want to tell you. Dude, you got splinter celled!

by jjooeerr May 16, 2006

prolapsed sphincter

A condition in which the anus has basically been turned inside out or dropped from its normal position. Often a result of repeated straining while trying to defecate or trauma from sodomy.

That child molester in cell block 19 had a prolapsed sphincter after the other inmates got a hold of him in the shower.

by Wiseman July 25, 2006

Sphincter trembles

Fear of relaxing the sphincter after a few days without a poo

Had my morning coffee with my partner this morning and got a case of the sphincter trembles, sat there smiling with fear of how this would play out.

by MellyMooster June 15, 2015

sphincterella

1.the opposite of cinderella; a nasty crack hoe uglier than than the stepsisters. likes to try and steal another's man

2. a guy that lives for taking it in the ass

juanita: Hey jerome, I'm feelin' jungle heat, an' I gots a place fo yo snake ta sleep

shaniqua: Step off sphincterella, that's my man!

by sphincterella October 15, 2007