Splicer: a super-sneaky codename for of the coolest people in the world. If you call someone a Splicer, you are insinuating that they are adorable, ghetto-fabulous, CatWomanly, and an OG. Usually, Splicers have unparalleled intelligence paired with frequent loss of common sense, can sing very as a second soprano but are forced to do first, and have a J body (PB&J). Splicers also receive much unappreciated male attention, due to their adorability and many talents. Occasionally, a poem may even be written about a Splicer, because Splicers invoke such feelings in their peers and colleagues. All in all, calling someone a Splicer is the ultimate compliment.
1.
Female: "WOW! She's gorgeous! And I heard Darrell wrote her a rap... She's suuuuch a Splicer. I wish I could be her."
2.
First Male: "U-G-L-Y you ain't got no alibi you uglaaayy!"
Second Male: "Are you effin' kidding me? Have you ever MET her?"
First Male: "Uhh... Yeah... And she's so sexy. Pretty much poem-worthy. But I can't tell her that."
Second Male: "Good point."
First and Second Male: "U-G-L-Y you ain't got no alibi you uglaaayy!"
Female: "WOW! She's gorgeous! And I heard Darrell wrote her a rap... She's suuuuch a Splicer. I wish I could be her."
2.
First Male: "U-G-L-Y you ain't got no alibi you uglaaayy!"
Second Male: "Are you effin' kidding me? Have you ever MET her?"
First Male: "Uhh... Yeah... And she's so sexy. Pretty much poem-worthy. But I can't tell her that."
Second Male: "Good point."
First and Second Male: "U-G-L-Y you ain't got no alibi you uglaaayy!"
by Samanawich April 24, 2009
Get the Splicer mug.1) verb. The act of receiving a splinter from a wooden surface.
2) verb. slang. Getting wood in the body.
2) verb. slang. Getting wood in the body.
Gurl, The back of Yo head looks ridic-a-lus right now, kinda makes me wanna throw you down and splinterize you right here.
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Get the splice mug.Disgusting word. Sounds weird, and is hard to pronounce to normal people. In the terms of biology, its is the joining of two pieces of DNA after introns are removed.
However, it also stands for creepiness, and being skeeved out.
However, it also stands for creepiness, and being skeeved out.
1) "Ah! I can't believe DNA can actually splice! WIIIIIILD!"
2) "Ew, splice! That's such a weird word, I might shiver with spliceyness."
2) "Ew, splice! That's such a weird word, I might shiver with spliceyness."
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