Splatter Patter

Really small penis

Billy has a splatter patter

by Bigdickenergy420692 March 29, 2020

splatter bodies

The speckles and spots of feces that remain on the rim or inside walls of a toilet, and often become difficult to scrub off after a couple days of maturing.

My buddy's toilet has more splatter bodies than a public toilet at a Nickleback concert.

by Doubleduck2024 December 13, 2024

Happy Splatter

a reaction from the male gentalia when experiencing extreme joy

im having so much fun, im going to happy splatter all over you

by th3urbanl3gend May 3, 2025

splatter canon

When you are finger blasting the hell out of a nice piece of vagina and they squirt all over the place like a water canon

Being defined that splatter canon could put out a fire and save possibly save us from future bush fires.

by Sackapetela January 5, 2017

splatter bodies

A term for speckles or splatter (singular: "splatter body") of feces that appear on the sides and rim of a toilet. Often difficult to scrub off after drying for several days.

My friends toilet has more splatter bodies than a public restroom at a Nickleback concert

by Doubleduck2024 December 13, 2024

Poop-Splatter-Rama

Poop-Splatter-Rama is when you poop on your hand in the bathroom and then having someone turn around getting smacked in the face with the poop getting tricked. Finally, charging at them, knocking them down, and licking the poop off of their face enjoying it.

I tried to do Poop-Splatter-Rama, but I failed miserably and instead I got poop on my face!

by Secret Person 2007 February 9, 2023

splatter work

The exponential worsening of existence based on how God splatters your substance permanently relative to heaven on earth. The gnashing of the soul.

God is going to do some splatter work on the unpardonable sinners to prove a point that 100% evil is so thoroughly encapsulted.

by Hellsprung December 6, 2017