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Reverse Snowman

When a carrot is inserted into the anus to stimulate and give pleasure. The opposite of what you'd expect to see on a nice winter's afternoon in your front garden with a more traditional snowman.
She reverse snowmaned him until he climaxed.
by Snowmanaman November 27, 2018
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Crusty Snowman

When a particularly hairy male ejaculates onto their own chest hairs and allows it to dry. This allows for someone to clean the snowman.
When Margaret’s sexy DILF took off his shirt revealing he was a crusty snowman I almost came in my pants, yearning to clean up his mess.
by EternalEmailingSystem January 15, 2021
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Exploding Snowman

On the 24th, the male dresses up as Santa Claus and covers his female partners genitals in snow. With enough stimulation, he can achieve a far enough ejaculation that will land on his partners genitals causing the snow to melt and for her to feel ultimate pleasure.
"I'm getting my wife a dog for Christmas, what about you?"
"I'm a bit short on money so instead I'll be trying out the Exploding Snowman."
by Brizza_Poppz May 10, 2023
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Frosty the Snowman

A Coast Guard hazing ritual in which the crew of boat masturbate into the coxswain's hat and the newest crew member must wear it. The dripping semen makes it appear he/she is melting. It's also called a "Sticky Stuz."
We're getting a new man aboard today. Get Skip's hat for the Frosty the Snowman.
You mean the Sticky Stuz?
by Wells Hungly July 20, 2016
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fighting a dirty snowman

Kevin, "Oh man, Need to go to the toilet. Been fighting a dirty snowman here."
by Zulu the forth December 4, 2016
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Clean the Snowman

When a partner licks up the dried semen from a crusty snowman in order to turn them on.
Margaret’s papa Barry took some convincing but I seduced him into letting me clean the snowman like the dirty boy he was.
by EternalEmailingSystem January 15, 2021
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Spinning Snowflake Snowman

Cheap snowman toys that little kid degenerates (Known as squeakers) buy for over 500$ when they literally used to cost like 20$ in Walmart, Kmart and other retailers back when they were produced from 2002 to 2010, The same company (Gemmy) now makes stupid remakes of them that SOMETIMES sell for the same price as the older ones on eBay like WTF?!?! You can literally buy one at CVS for like 20$
Squeaker: Hey d00d i just got a spinning snowflake snowman for 1500$!!111!
Me: Bruh
by Pxprobotvidz August 30, 2021
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