A shuffling gait characterized by small, slow steps due to being under the inlfuence of alcohol or certain drugs.
by Tonya P (blondton13) August 17, 2007
Get the smurfing mug.The act of smurfing is to hit someone with your own or someone else's penis. Not restricted to just hitting the head, any part of the body counts. Works best when penis is in erect state.
by MissCroft. February 27, 2010
Get the smurfing mug.Related Words
Smurpling
• smurgling
• Surpling
• Smurdling
• smurping
• SMURFING
• Slurping
• smuggling yo-yo's
• Snurgling
• Smuggling hams
An advanced and difficult to pull off version of a "standing 69."
1st: One participant must take said position with partner, but instead of having legs over shoulders, must wrap them around their partner's torso, while having their ass pretend to be breasts.
2nd: The two must then hold on while strapping the upside down partner with something (such as a corset) before putting on a special sized costume dress or garment to cover both participants (varying on size and additions for better disguise/costume), making the appearance of a large breasted woman or similar to such.
3rd: While upside down, the "ass breast" commits to giving a blow job to his/her partner, who may move about and possibly attempt to smuggle hidden partner to other nearby areas (distance adds to difficulty as the upside down position causes blood to rush to the head, and the sight of a woman's skirt lifting to show a head shaped "lump" can cause either alarm, or hilarity.)
1st: One participant must take said position with partner, but instead of having legs over shoulders, must wrap them around their partner's torso, while having their ass pretend to be breasts.
2nd: The two must then hold on while strapping the upside down partner with something (such as a corset) before putting on a special sized costume dress or garment to cover both participants (varying on size and additions for better disguise/costume), making the appearance of a large breasted woman or similar to such.
3rd: While upside down, the "ass breast" commits to giving a blow job to his/her partner, who may move about and possibly attempt to smuggle hidden partner to other nearby areas (distance adds to difficulty as the upside down position causes blood to rush to the head, and the sight of a woman's skirt lifting to show a head shaped "lump" can cause either alarm, or hilarity.)
by B. Bertha March 6, 2010
Get the Smuggling a 69 mug.The noise that a close-by speaker makes when a mobile phone is about to receive either an incoming call or a text message.
Tromboner was sat minding his own business when the speaker began smurgling. He glanced across to see what delights his mobile phone would bring.
by RollOnFriday March 4, 2008
Get the Smurgling mug.The act of writing on ones driveway in chalk(preferably blue chalk) smurf oriented things. This was invented by a group of bored teenagers one night as an alternative to TPing,Forking and Ding Dong ditching.
The first smurfing took place on March,15th,2011 in Phoenix, Arizona
The first smurfing took place on March,15th,2011 in Phoenix, Arizona
Jack: "Dude smurfing jake last night was so fun, we smurfed the tits of him!"
John: "Hahhahaa ya dude we sure did, it would have been better though if his insane neighbor didnt throw a pestacide can at us!"
John: "Hahhahaa ya dude we sure did, it would have been better though if his insane neighbor didnt throw a pestacide can at us!"
by The King of Smurfing August 24, 2011
Get the Smurfing mug.slurping the jello is when a woman (or man) randomly rips off a mans pants and proceeds to sucking his soft dick. this with eventually lead to a boner but while you are still making him hard it is considered slurping jello.
hoe 1: so last night i had eric over and while we were watching a movie i ripped off his pants and started slurping the jello on him
hoe 2: oh my god no way i've always wanted to
hoe 2: oh my god no way i've always wanted to
by fuckmaster305 July 13, 2010
Get the slurping the jello mug.by Cxmbo October 23, 2014
Get the Slurping mug.