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Snoose Juice

This is an eerily sticky liquid secreted from the humans anus wall when it is stretched beyond repair. This is done by a foreign object being inserted into the orphice in question, or an abnormally large fecal impaction being pushed forcefully out. When the poop shoots inner sanctum is reamed with such verocity that the skin rips and must repair itself before fecal matter seeps into the cut and infects the victim, this fuid is secreted. It then flows into the rip before poopy nasty does and heals the walls almost instantly.
I thought to myself, why does robertos room smell like snoose juice?
by nate February 19, 2005
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Smoosh theorem

When all girls are lesbian. All lesbians love vagina. Therefore all girls love vagina.
Alyssa Iglesias (has a bf) according to the smoosh theorem, loves vagina.
by Kevin, will, chadd September 22, 2010
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Soose

A soose Is someone that screws everything up 24/7 365
Dr.Seuss was a little soose when he dropped the glass.
by Gettingrealinthefield March 6, 2015
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smooke

A new way of regarding the inhalation of cigarette fumes, another way of indicating worthiness to either smoke cigarettes or coolness in general.
I have come to the conclusion that my mom thinks I smooke. She was missing her cigs when she asked me if I took them but I said I didn't. She found them in her pocket later but today she randomly comes up to me and sniffs me! I said I don't smooke but she wouldn't listen! I am now grounded! Why, God, WHY?

Damn, you ain't smooke, bizznatch!
by BigPoppaInDaHOUSE June 1, 2005
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Spoose

The fictional male counterpart of "frontal flatulence". Also known as a "male queef".
Guy 1: Dude, last night when I was using the bathroom I think I spoosed.

Guy 2: No way man. You know that's impossible. Guys can't queef.
by Caleb_W June 26, 2008
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smoosh

to ejaculate on someone's face
smoosh me please thanks
by Guess June 19, 2006
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Soose

A slang term used to describe a "dirty girl".

A shortened version of the spanish word 'sucia' pronounced sue-see-ah
Gina is a soose, she sleeps with a different guy every night of the week.
by Beckarinaxx August 25, 2009
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