smashing

a word that austin powers uses in place of great.

Austin: That booty is simply smashing Foxxy
Foxxy: oh yes austin, i know

by MegghanBeCool September 10, 2007

smashing buns

when your dickin' a girl down super good and ruff from the back. As your pounding it... look down and you will see her butt cheeks being smashed as you ram her with some more king dick. You can only use this word if indeed you do have the king dick aka big cock.

-Yo man did you bang out Ashley?
- Oh ya!... i was smashing buns with her all night long doggy dog.

-dude I'm gonna smash buns with your girl friend.
-Shut the fuck up you lil' dick pussy face. Your girl friend and your mom both said you have a lil' penis after i got done smashing buns with them.

by tony dickwood! July 10, 2009

morning smashings

-Getting intoxicated (eg. alcohol, weed) straight after waking up, before 12pm.

-Getting intoxicated first thing in the morning after being intoxicated the night before.

Liz and Chris woke up at 9am to avoid a hangover Liz brought out a bottle of tequila and suggested morning smashings.

by empresshearts April 22, 2008

Smashing Blumpkin

After receiving a Blumpkin (fellatio while defecating on the toilet), proceeding to place the lucky lady's head on the seat and smashing the lid on her.

I had the worst blumpkin ever. She didn't even swallow the goop. I had to make it a smashing blumpkin to remind her to take her protein next time.

by Tim Branberries January 31, 2008

smithing

When your english teacher finger fucks herself and then smells her hand.

Me: Dude, look at Ms. Smith!
Friend: Yeah, shes totally smithing!!! Wait, is she having a riley?

by Lord Revan57 May 5, 2008

smashinger

more smashing than the previous.

Sure, that powerpoint slide is smashing, but it would be smashinger on the smartboard.
(Mr. Fischer)

by chrisgo May 18, 2004

Shathing

(Verb) (shay-thing)

The act of laying down in the bathtub with the shower raining down hot water on you while simultaneously closing the drain*. Many touch themselves during this process.

*Whether or not one actually closes the drain is a matter of preference.

I was too tired to stand up when I was showering this morning, so I started shathing.

by n1ckf3d January 12, 2011