slobodan milosevic

a fascist dictator responsible for the destruction of Yugoslavia and leading the Serbian people to disaster. He caused the rapes of over a million women, the deaths of thousands of men and children, the establishment of WWII-style concentration camps and more atrocities not seen in over 40 years. His genocidal policies took the lives of many just because they used the "wrong" alphabet, spoke the "wrong" language or practiced the "wrong" religion. He claimed he was "defending" Serbia and the Orthodox faith. Yeah, right. He was an asshole anti-Christ for the late 20th century. He died earlier this year. May he rot in hell forever.

Slobodan Milosevic was a smaller-scale Hitler.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice June 22, 2006

showboat

See Terrell Owens

T.O. is such a showboat that he's the reason "Excessive Celebration" is a penalty.

by katie was here July 16, 2009

slowball

snorting a mixture of crushed oxycontin (time release coating peeled off) and cocaine

for the time being, slowballing is the closest i'll allow myself to get to speedballing (mixing heroine and cocaine).

by Richard M May 20, 2006

Showbo

A showbo or showboner is a 10 - 15% erection. A perfect percentage to show your penis while pretending it's 0%. Other people will believe you are hung not knowing the increased blood percentage made it (temporarily) bigger.

Oh dude that girl just gave me a showbo! Quick pull down my pants!

by mikdick June 11, 2010

Snowboarding

pissing off people who deserve to be on the slopes by ruining all powder and cutting them off right in front of jumps just so you can wipeout a 180 while yelling at your friend to "keep rolling" b/c that was a "gnarly bail," then hiking back up the hill so you can sit on your ass for 20 min waiting for 40 other douchebags and then attempting to push yourself up and gain speed by hopping up & down like a dumbass all so that you can go halfway up a jump before pussying out and "carving" to go off the side, but STILL reaching your arm back just enough so you can shout "Brah, tell me you got that gnarly tail grab" as you fall face-first into the ice, then complain about the nasty conditions and how they are scratching up your $6,000 piece of wood (C'MON!) that your rich dad bought you and complain while hiking back up to repeat it all again until you slide down to the base lodge to disturb the family atmosphere there enough that you are asked to leave, so you call your dad and he gets the entire kitchen staff fired so I can't even get a burger and decide to just cut my losses and go home and I walk outside to find my new skis in a river, and I try to rescue them but get stuck, catch pneumonia, and spend my whole 6 hr, cramped car ride home coughing while you laugh back to your slope-side mansion and play 4 hrs of CoD online against 8yo’s, whom you taunt until they cry to their mommies and develop inferiority complexes, on your 80” TV before doing it all again the next day-ing

Danny Bonaduce: "hey, I'm going snowboarding"

by Shawn White is Okay December 21, 2010

Snowboarder

A snowboarder is someone who doesn't just won a snowboard but lives the snowboard culture. Not only does one have to be an expert to consider themselves a snowboarder, real snowboarders would never consider: going into a park when theres powder elsewhere on the mountain, stopping and sitting down, moving out of the way for some newbie skier who sucks ass, wearing their pants so low that when they're in powder snow gets down them, and finally no real snowboarder snowboards with other snowboarders. This just brings down the integrity of oneself is he is seen with other snowboard owners not snowboarders per se. Snowboarders dont scrape snow off the mountain and dont go down the hill in the stopping position. These acts are only for the inexperienced owners who suck at life. All in all snowboarders are probably the most down to earth and normal people on the hill. Next time you see one, try riding the lift with them, you will be suprised at how much cooler they are than your lame skiing counterpart

I just saw a snowboarder who was really hot

This snwboarder was in the woods and just tearing it up nonstop

I hate it when trick ass snowboarders dont do anything in the park, they just sit there

by Lil Dub C November 16, 2004

Snowboard

Abnormally large erect Caucasian penis.

Becky: “It’s cold outside; I think I need somebody to worm me up.” Frank: “You can take a ride on my snowboard. That will worm you up.” or "Jerrad doesn't just have a penis. He's got a snowboard." or "Take a look at my thick, tan, 10" snowboard"

by Maviday February 5, 2010