Weeder

Oh man have you seen Pedro?? He now has a weeder girlfriend and... the munchies! He is so fat!
by MikDick February 02, 2009
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Showbo

A showbo or showboner is a 10 - 15% erection. A perfect percentage to show your penis while pretending it's 0%. Other people will believe you are hung not knowing the increased blood percentage made it (temporarily) bigger.
Oh dude that girl just gave me a showbo! Quick pull down my pants!
by mikdick June 09, 2010
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