salt shaking tap dancer

To spread lies, gossip, bullshit on so thick your gonna need a canoe with a 10 hp motor to get threw it

:Bill: I never had sex with that woman.

:Charlie: Yeah? Well I've never done drugs either,

:Alex: your both salt shaking tap dancers, ya jackwagons

by animalsr4eating July 11, 2011

goat shaking

Masturbating.

Larry caught John goat shaking in the motor home.

by sivart33 January 4, 2014

Jellyfish Schleking

Gothic Amish tradition of cleansing ones soul by self flatulation by sticking ones penis into a jellyfish.

"Jacob come hither and schleck jellyfish for masturbation in penance to god"

"Jellyfish schleking is not as fun as donkey schleking father"

by Clippy.Memes June 26, 2018

dirty shearing

When a bloke blows his load all over your feet during sex standing up in public toilets

I had a bloke pull a dirty shearing on me last night while we were out downtown and I loved it! No chances of me being pregnant now

by Sendit69style February 10, 2019

Quit Shaking

“a huge raging homosexual with a keyboard who believes he has the Knowledge, Strength and Integrity to be classified as a cod athlete. he is known to drive around his truck around colorado trying to sneak kids in the back so he can brag to his non existent fan base about having friends when in fact they are just his personal noncey neeky abductions“

Don’t be a Quit Shaking.

by Vertaci June 9, 2021

shaking hands with downstairs

Another term for male masturbation.

Mike: "Hey, why didn't you show up last night?"
Lindo: "I was too busy watching porn and shaking hands with downstairs."

by Mandy O. January 7, 2009

Shreading

To longboard at high speeds.

Jim was sure shreading down that hill.

by sorchay June 10, 2008