Spastic

People who leave their houses during a life-threatening pandemic to socialise with others.

“Look at those spastics on Facebook drinking Bella in a field”

by OntheDole69 March 30, 2020

Spastic

Used to describe an individual who judges a person by irregular/inthourough movement.

Jules is a spastic because he saw an old man struggling to pick up a coin of the floor.

by TrueLanguage June 17, 2015

Sharticle

Articles that are a little on the "shart" (shit in British English) side.

Did you read that sharticle about all men being evil from BuzzFeed yesterday?

by memester69 July 31, 2016

spastic fingers

An awesome, tall, and handsome young man. Usually with spastic fingers, meaning that he pinches everyones cheeks

a boy with finges, spastic

by Michael March 19, 2005

sharticle

A sharticle is an unpleasant leftover in a bathroom when a toilet that contains some form of fecal matter overflows.

Podlipski went to drop off a poopsicle for the third time today and everything got jammed up. There are sharticles everywhere; the toilet seat, the floor, my mouth. Just everywhere.

by WAGman March 31, 2009

spastic joose

stella artois, see also wife beater

Punter: pint o spastic jooce please barman.
Barman: What?
Punter: A wife beater

by tommigunn March 22, 2004

Spastic

Something a gay person would say

Boy 1 “ I am feeling very spastic today”
Boy 2 “ I agree you make me spastic”

by Shazz the hentai November 19, 2020