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metrosexual

I am just pretending to be gay, because it is apparently trendy
by Tracey December 8, 2003
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metrosexual

Person who is sexually attracted to, and often has intercourse with buses, subways and other mass transit vehicles.
"Check out the tailpipe on that bus! I'd so tap that."

"Dude, you are so metrosexual."
by Tom Sheehan March 30, 2008
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serosexual

Fucktard: I THINK IM SEROSEXUAL
ME: FUCK OFF WHORE
by ConnerIsGay69 September 23, 2021
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sentiosexual

A person who loves sentient beings.
Darren is a sentiosexual. He finds sentient beings appealing.
by Chromatochristian February 7, 2015
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Metrosexual

A man that takes care of his body like a woman. For example; laser hair removal treatments, waxings, makeup. Pedicures and manicures. He enjoys body lotions and professional massages. May or may not paint his toenails. Myself for example; I'm a metrosexual who paints his toenails blue, purple, or any color I feel like at the time wants; I get brazilian laser treatments, use body lotions; also professional massages to relieve body aches and stress; I do not wear make-up that's my own personal line I I will not cross. I also get leg waxings. Yet another man may only wear make-up yet do none of the other things, I just mentioned. Every man is different and all have their own unique tastes in how you feel comfortable in your own skin. And really that's all it's really about, being comfortable in our own skin; were are all different all unique. It's basically accepting who you are and not caring what other people think.
That guy who just left the Nail Spa is he gay or WTF! No he's just Metrosexual. I know the guy he's just high maintenance!
by xbox360blue October 26, 2015
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metrosexual

A male tart.

A man that cares more for how he looks and smells than being a decent person.
Look at that man, he a metrosexual.
by swifty007 January 24, 2016
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METROSEXUAL

A man that takes care of his body like a woman. For example; laser hair removal treatments, waxings, makeup. Pedicures and manicures. Now not all metrosexual men have to do all these things together to be labeled as such. He also enjoys body lotions and professional massages. Another only paint his toenails. Myself for example; I'm metrosexual who paints his toenails blue, purple, or any color he wants; he gets brazilian laser treatments, body lotions; also professional massages to relieve body aches and stress; he does not wear make-up that's his own personal line he will not cross. I also get leg waxings. Yet another man may only wear make-up yet do none of the other things, I just mentioned. We are all different all have are own unique tastes in how we feel comfortable in our own skin. And really that's all it's about being comfortable in your own skin; were all different all unique. But we are all 100% Straight. Metrosexual is a lifestyle and not a label for sexual preference.

We like the muffin not the pole and I'm Metrosexual and proud of it. Metrosexual is just a way of explaining that a man takes great care of his body and hygine.
"That guy that just walked by he has smooth legs and his toenails are painted!" "Is he gay?" " No he's METROSEXUAL, he is just high maintenance that's all!"
by xbox360blue October 4, 2016
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