sunflower seeds

something that all blue collar workers love to eat.

frequently heard at the jobsite: "you guys want some sunflower seeds?"

by bumbleclot January 13, 2009

Seedy Old Man

A man in his 30s and up who looks at younger girls (guys) with a eyes full of lust. Occasionally they will say "How you doing?" in a slurred and "sensual" way.

Jim Peng (32 year old guy): How you doing?

Girl (18 years old): Eww you seedy old man! Get away from me

by The messanger of truth January 21, 2011

plant the seed

Getting a guy/girl to notice you and hopefully blossom into something more.

Check out that girl, I'm going over to plant the seed. I'll say hi and compliment her car.

by david kablaitis June 10, 2005

Seeds Pro

An app dedicated to Minecraft seeds and cringey kids

Seeds Pro Is totally fucking dead dude

by ijones72 January 17, 2017

Seedy

Dirty. Something filthy. Someone filthy.

That is one seedy hoe!

by Andy.K March 3, 2003

sexeditcrapitus

To write a definition for the urban dictionary i.e. one of a of a highly graphic, but physically impossible/unacheivable/ridiculous sexual nature, written by someone that has no actual sexual experience. The sad intention behind this act is seeing one's name in print. It is a chronic condition characterised by having very small genitalia, no life, and an inability to socially interact with persons of the opposite/same sex due to being an utter and complete cretin. The only known cure is long walks and to stop espousing shite to real people

i.e. Those that are likely to smack you in the mouth for uttering such crap (The same as your mothers should have done, you sad fuckers.)

Exclamation: " hey dude/ waheeti/ obi wan kenobi/ whatever, i totally wompmasajoned her ass, with a large Jerusalem artichoke, several sheets of industrial grade marine plywood, four of my imaginary computer friends, and involving defecation and ejaculation, Oh and by the way, some shite place that you've never heard of/ have any interest in/would rather was obliterated by a small say 20k nuclear weapon woz where it happened dude/obi wan kenobi etc, is that a sexeditcrapitus thing to get me noticed or wot {ad Nauseam}

Real Person: " you futile, pathetic cunt" {'Smack' sound as fist makes contact with morally degenerate/pathetic/puerile mouth.

by SaRiN STePPeNWoLFe August 31, 2006

seedy sunday

The morning/day after a party/get together.
Often used when extremely hungover and and feeling seedy on a sunday.

Drinking on a sunday, the day before school/work makes the sunday seedy.

Whoa last nights party was crazy good, lets hit the goon and have a sunday sesh. SEEDY SUNDAY TAHRU?

by kraijshel August 15, 2010