Scroatbone

Grilled BBQ ribs of plentiful flavor and tenderness, the most wonderful meat you can eat; something to work for

O'Toole, pass me some more scroatbone

by Dom Sleece October 3, 2008

scroad

when you get your nuts removed and then your empty scrotum is sewed directly to your choad and what once was two now becomes one.

Jon's scroad was so smooth that, from certain angles, it appeared to be a runway for his cock.

by kris August 31, 2003

Schofield

A Schofield is an exceptional creature that is found in eastern Pennsylvania. Similar to Bigfoot in stature, this fine beast can perform feats of ridiculous strength and vigor. The sole purpose of this being is to eat and grow bigger.

"Wow, Is that THE Schofield??"
"Nay nay Schofield!"

by Canuckafuck November 18, 2012

Scoofy

The place on a male between the testicles and the anus

Haveing a hairy scoofy sucks

by Kieran February 12, 2004

screff

A screff is a derogatory term for a person who lacks self awareness. This is a necessary but not sufficient condition for being a screff. Unfortunately, this is a fairly loose family of meaning (à la Wittgenstein). Being a screff is indicative of being oblivious to one's conditions, unclear thinking, a reluctance to accept the use of logic in argument, participating in one's own oppression, liking inane pop culture, not realising the effect that ones ideology and action will have on other people and a reluctance to look for deeper meanings than the immediately obvious. It is also secondarily used to denote members of an underclass who have been failed by society and as such have adopted some or all of the above traits.

Derivatives: (adj.) screffy

Simon Cowell
Alan Sugar
Jermaine Jenas
Katie Price
Cheryl Cole
Horne and Corden
Jeremy Clarkson

"Why are you acting like a screff, don't you realise what this means?"

(excl.) "SCREFF!"

by The_Hess October 31, 2010

Scroat

used like the term scally in manchester for people who say "eeeaaaarrr" they're young and poor and thimk you want to shag them

"eeeaaaarrr, d'ya suck dick? i aint no scroat, its sorted,jus gettin fucked yo"

by cheryl and hannah February 16, 2004

scroat

Butt ugly youths with screeching northen accents wearing hoodies tracky bottoms tucked into their socks addidas trainers, the female spieces normally wears lots of cheap gold jewllery especially large hoop earrings and the necklace with her name spelled out on it presumeably so she dont forget who she is when pissed on white lightning.

SCROAT: the youth population of MANCHESTER ENGLAND.

by ARKON MORDICHAI January 22, 2007