vagina shoulders

An anatomical condition caused by the presence of a belly that is wider than one's Shoulders. This condition causes a golfer the inability to drive a ball further than 260 yards. It does however allow for a more consistent putting and chipping stroke along with the ability to eat tacos faster.

You can't be a golf pro if you have vagina Shoulders and you certainly can't drove ove 260 yards!

by Mr Excitement 13 January 25, 2017

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No Stank Shoulder Shank

When a girls pussy smells so bad, you have to fuck her in the armpit

(Guy 1) - "Did you make it with that stupid slut last night?"
(Guy 2)- " Yeah... wish I didn't. I had to No Stank Shoulder Shank her, because her cunt smelled like old Asparigus covered in shit."
(Guy 1)- "I like asparigus"

cunt, armpit, pussy, skank

by cakeordeath21 October 3, 2011

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Guess What's On My Shoulder?

A game you play with a female of interest to break the ice. It involves walking up behind the girl while she is seated, pulling your peens out and setting it on her shoulder. When she turns around in disgust, you should look at her with total confidence and say "That's right."

Matthew: Dude, I went for it. I went over to Ashley's cubicle and played Guess What's On My Shoulder?

Adam: Super Sweet. Did it work?

Matthew: No, she hit me.

by Woo Yeah Nester November 3, 2010

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broad shoulders

When you have a girl on each one of your arms. Typically you have your arms around them.

I had to help my crippled aunt and drunk grandma back to the car. Not my idea of broad shoulders....

by AAAAALLLLLVVVIIIINNNN May 9, 2008

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Wii Shoulder

Having played Wii (bowling mainly) for far too many hours. Not following makers instructions of regular breaks. Leading to serious shoulder ache and stiffness for about 3 days afterwards!

Wii shoulder- Wii players who rarely do any other excercise will find this most common! (like me)

Similar to Tennis Elbow! :)

by Wendywii January 12, 2008

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