Sconge

A females genital that is being hunted by its counterpart during mating season. August to December is when they travel upstream to quench their thirst

“Hey are you getting some sconge tonight?”

“Yeah I’m on the hunt for some”

by Owlsby69 January 28, 2021

Golf Score

The most fudged, inaccurate, yet, flaunted number given by majority of golfers. Hit half of your drives into the woods? Mulligan. Second shot hit behind a tree? Move it. Flubbed a chip? Shhh, nobody saw it. Adding up your score at the end of the day? Nobody remembers that triple bogie I got on the second hole, lets just say I parred it.

Charlie: So how'd you finish today?

Andy: Shot great, only 2 over par. How bout yourself?

Charlie: Great round, great round. Actually shot 2 under today. Can't wait to celebrate tonight and tell my wife---possibly get some victory sex.

Andy: Really? That's pretty impressive considering you took 11 strokes on the last hole. I counted.

Charlie: Well, I didn't count my drive that went into the water, the 4 shots that I nailed into tree branches, the 3 sand shots, and one of the putts.

Andy: You forgot to mention you pulled the ball out of the sand with your hand and threw it onto the green, 3 inches from the pin.

Charlie: Yeah, well that's probably where my 4th sand shot would've gone.

Andy: Fair enough.

Charlie: Yeah, overall, I'm pretty happy with my golf score. Two under isn't bad.

by Charlie Daniels September 30, 2012

Scourge

1. edgy green hedgehog thats the opposite of sonic

2. edgy black cat with a white paw and a collar that everyone argues about the colour of with spikes

yo jeff did u know that scourge killed firestar then firestar killed scourge

yeah bro

by dashie pawprint emoji February 18, 2020

scored

Got laid. Had sex. 'Scored' mainly applies when getting laid for the first time with a person you have only just, or recently met.

1. "Man, I gotta go now, im gonne score big time with this Melissa chick"
2. " Oh damn, I scored big time last night..."

by Dr_Snapid November 14, 2005

SCORE!!!

Have intercourse with.
Bang
Nail

I banged her yesterday! SCORE!!!

by fiddle November 6, 2004

Score

Getting with a girl (commonly used by football jocks)

Brock scored the hottest girl in school

After the game Im scoring !!

by Jock059 January 7, 2010

scores

A most excellent gentlemans club in Brisbane

Scores is a good place to take your girlfriend!

by The Man With the Golden Penis July 12, 2003