pawnzi scheme

An elaborate "multi-level" plan to cheat others when playing chess.

If someone successfully runs a major swindle and thus makes others feel like one the sixteen identically-shaped playing-pieces in a chess game, I suppose that said cheating-action could be dubbed a "pawnzi scheme", as well.

by QuacksO February 10, 2020

schloggy schemer

Someone who acts deviously, diabolically, or outright heinous. It can also be used to call someone that as a joke.

John: Hey dude! You’re such a schloggy schemer.

by salcruzzle June 2, 2023

Ur pener a schemer

When someone says that their penis is not the size it actually is you say "your pener a schemer". This indicates that their penis is really small.

Ur mom: My penis is so mf big
Your dog: Your pener a schemer
Ur mom: *fucking cries and admits that her penis is actually inverted*

by Mommi.marco May 18, 2018

scheming

when great minds such as bruce, eric, and denise put thier minds together to form and ingenious yet ridiculous plan of action

bruce - we got to scheme for this weekend
eric - nigguh we got to scheme for tonight
denise - you guys are fucking dumb
bruce - lets start scheming

by bruce almighty aka god October 16, 2008

Shempo

One that is wise and 1337 beyond his years.

That guy is a complete shempo.

by Jason July 30, 2003

Schumpeter

Joseph Schumpeter. Economist. Wrote "The Theory of Economic Development." Coined the phrase "creative destruction" to describe the mess that results whenever capitalism takes off.

The Economist editorial: "Kakakistan's new government takes reform seriously, protects investment and property rights, and reduces taxes."
Kakakistan resident: "Can't afford food or rent. Seems we been Schumpetered."

Harlem real estate guy: Gentrified.
Harlem resident moving to the Bronx: Schumpetered.

by Stochastic style September 11, 2005

Scheponiked

To live a life with such shitty luck, that a triple amputee, diabetic Ethiopian would not want to trade places with you. Eventually this situation will lead you to have the excitement level of Eyore, and the pessimism of Piglet, resulting in your weeping quietly to yourself every morning after you've realized you did not die in your sleep.

After sneezing into a girl's face after your allergy medication fails to work you decide to give the gift of a stuffed animal. Then on the way to buy the gift, your car's windshield cracks after you turn on the heat. Once in the parking lot of K-mart, you are hit by a car, driven by a poor person, allowing you no retribution what so ever. You are then left on the ground of the K-mart parking lot, in a puddle of your own urine and tears, Scheponiked without a prayer.

by SlickTop April 29, 2009