A Sandy Sailor is the same thing as a Sandy Seagull, however the male has foresight to protect his penis with a prophylactic. Therefore, ensuring the pleasurable experience for him upon insertion and a questionable experience for her.
I went to the beach on a romantic date with Nate snd he blessed me with a Sandy Sailor(TM); it was fantastic.
An individual who is so hopelessly obsessed with being negative and weak that they engulf all of their immediate company in the dirty, moist folds of their misery.
Steve is such a Sandy Vagiant! He left his cellphone at the last bar and he won't shut the fuck about it. Hes making the entire bachelor party put our plans on hold to go back and get it.
When a man and woman, or two gay men, have anal sex, and the giver cums deep in the ass of the receiver. The receiver then gets on top of the other and squats over his face, and forcefully farts into the face of their partner, spraying them with a mixture of cum and fecal matter.