Samichezz

A Samichezz is a person who can make the absolute worst day in the world seem like the best day ever.
A Samichezz has a mystical power to just by the way it looks at you to make you feel sexually "activated"
Samichezz is a french word- meaning- "OMG did you see the HOT SAMICHEZZ?!?!" Note - This could also mean a steaming hot and sexy ham and swiss sandwhich.
ASamichezz is the most kinkiest kisser you'll ever encounter.
So please beware if you come across a Samichezz.. DO NOT MAKE EYE CONTACT!
If you do, you will not help but to fall in love instantly.

My GF's name is Samichezz, how'd she do it?

by Zephyr12 February 23, 2009

Samiching

The act of furiously licking someone's ear.

Joe:Hey what did you do on your date?
Matt:Well we were samiching for a while but she started getting an earache after a while so we stopped.
Joe:Oh I see well she should make sure it doesn't get an ear infection or something.

by Jfoxx January 6, 2011

Slamwich

the most brutal of sandwiches

Devin broke into the subway the other day and made himself a serious slamwich.

by broody mc July 7, 2009

sammich

A sammich is the coolest possible way to spell "Sandwich", in doing so you also have to pronounce as so:
sa-m-m-ic-h

I ate a sammich, it tasted good epic win on my part.

by sparta kicking person September 29, 2011

Ice Cream Samwhich

While having sex, you take a shit on the girls chest area, then cum on top of the shit, and then take a shit on top of the cum. Then smoosh it in, Thus making it look like a ice cream samwhich.

Person 1: "Whats that smell?"

Person2: "Sorry I had an ice cream samwhich"

by Steven McTowlie November 15, 2009

samich

someone who is a tool, used with deli meats to intensify.

"carl, you are such a ham and cheese samich"



dean:"dude i dont want to hangout with the guys tonight, i want to stay home with my girlfriend"
me:"wow, you are such a samich"

by the wasian sensation March 17, 2004

Sammich

Mikey and Gerard Way's way of saying sandwhich.

And it wasnt a tuna and whip-cream sammich anymore, it was a Tuna and Mikey's cum sammich!

by Wednesdaysmango July 25, 2006