Reddit's golden gamble

Making a bad meme that earns gold

Welcome back to "Reddit's golden gamble," the game show where you post the worst meme you can and see how much gold the audience awards you
And the daily winner of reddit's golden gamble goes to...

by ♥🗺☠ August 4, 2021

Redditor/discord weeb

The worst species of weeb. They spend hours in their habitat (their bedroom) occasionally coming out for food. They usually drink energy drinks and play genshi impact and say you never leave the house even though they haven't left theirs since 2004. When they grow to adults they stay in their mums basement or loft till 34 when they realise they have to do something with their lifes. Also this is from personal experience they sweat at rainbow 6

What's that redditor/discord weeb doing outside his basement

by Morgan_freeman_is_god32 September 6, 2021

Reddit Admin

A fat bastard that still lives with their parents. most, but not all are men (1 of 15 mods/admins are female, but its rare and far worse). they are very similar, if not identical to discord mods. they like to find every little problem because they have nothing else to do with their life, kind of like a divorced, unemployed dad living off of welfare.

Normie 1: why are you so upset?
Normie 2: Because some fat-ass reddit admin took down my meme because it violated a rule, and I don't have it saved

by DogbertsLeftNut January 28, 2023

Gappy redd

A gappy redd is when some next nigga got some messed up ass teeth that make the sound like daffy duck having ass. Some gaps are minor but gappy redds are bigger, larger than stepen curry range. Gappy redd comes from the artist trippe redd but some next nigga in Ontario mad gappy redd. Here is the parody of trippes red song love scars but made by gappy redd bite scars: U used to say you won't grow i used to say that shit back taking that shit to dentist i thought that shit was gonna lasssssst (yuh) Nigga my gap is so biggggggg everyone time speak all you see is spit. Thats just some of the lyrics

That nigga got a big ass gap i bet he is gappy redd

by djask December 15, 2017

John Redcorn

A Native American middle-aged man who makes raunchy and self-fetishizing posts for clout on social media, to attract unsuspecting women. They typically are narcissists with no shame, putting it all out there, and do not care to portray harmful stereotypes. They are the fantasy of every white lady who watched "Dances with Wolves", and think that could be them, except John Redcorn's are womanizers and not looking for anything serious.

It's a reference to John Redcorn a Puebloan, who was the lover of Nancy Gribble and father of their love child, Joseph, in the animated series "King of the Hill".

Kuiahuitl on TikTok is always posting thirst traps for the white gaze, he's such a John Redcorn.

Did you see the latest @Modern_Warrior scandal? He's been womanizing like a real John Redcorn, and even worse for years!

Hey! Leave those white women alone, Stop being a John Redcorn and settle with a nice girl!

by Slapstick3 March 16, 2022

Redditoid

A frequent and skilled Redditor, often a stereotypical woke neoliberal who thinks Kamala Harris is a kween, either between 12 to 15 or 30 to 40

Normal Person: I don't think Joe Biden is a good candidate, I prefer X instead
Redditoid: OMG WHO HURT YOU???? Fortnite Bad Pewdiepie Good Joe Biden moment WHOLESOME 100 Keanu Chungus I hate little children, hahahahahah Prequel good funny ahahahhahah Jimmy Kimmel own Orange Man ahahhahahaqhahahha THIS JUST THIS, YIKES! Not Ridin' with Biden not wholesome REDDIT DO YOUR THING! CHINA BAD!: Edit - Thanks for the Gold kind stranger!

by Basil II January 24, 2021

Reddit

A place where gays, retards, and mentally unstable individuals congregate to share and justify their experiences with other gays and retards. The users will circlejerk on opinions that represent popular/majority view. If you are not part of the majority then prepare to be bombarded with downvotes, death threats and attempted witty remarks.

reddit user 1: Here is a video of my gay and retarded son shitting on himself and then eating it! (5494 upvotes)
reddit user 2: wow so brave!! have an upvote! (498 upvotes)
reddit user 3: so cute! my son is also gay and retarded. (300 upvotes)
reddit user 4: this is disgusting (6825 downvotes)

by 1337_HAXZ0R May 7, 2014