rectoid

One whose appearance resembles that of an asshole.

Sweet Jesus! That poor child's face authorizes me to categorize him as a rectoid.

by Taishika January 6, 2008

Recockulous

Something so utterly rediculous you just have to throw that cock in there for good measure.

Dude, I can't believe we wasted $10 on this recockulous movie.

by I rule so much ass. March 3, 2005

CRANIAL RECTOSIS

n. a condition where the afflicted suffer from being a constant shit head.

Due to Chuck's cranial rectosis he has since lost his job, wife & friends.

by Eric Shun May 2, 2003

Recockly Broccoli

Something that is extremely ridiculous or silly. Used when something is so ridiculously stupid that you have to say something stupid to describe it. Usually used with people you now very well so you don't look crazy.

How the saying was formed:

riDICulous --> riCOCKulous --> recockly --> recockly broccoli (cause it rhymes ;) )

Wow, you're making a parody of "swagger wagon" called "shaggin wagin" ? that's recockly broccoli!

by Abix forever August 7, 2011

Recoder

A gay male who preys on straight males and attempts to turn them gay like themselves. They eventually attempt to have cowboy butt-sex with them.

My buddy John and his girlfriend went to the movies yesterday, but they had to leave early because there was a recoder sitting behind them.

by Wonone1 May 13, 2011

Rectoval

Rectangular in general shape with rounded corners.

That coffee table is not oval, it's more rectangular, rectoval.

by Dougg986 June 18, 2011

Forced recoil

When a girl walks a certain way to make there ass jiggle more or make it pop out more or just try to make it bigger

Yo did you see that girls forced recoil?

Yeah she has no ass so she try’s to force her recoil lol

by fwlittleboys May 15, 2023