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1. Location in the church where Catholic priests most often have sex with young boys; 2. Bodily orifice where priests most often violate young boys
Father Flanigan was arrested for having sex with 18 altar boys in the rectory.
rectory by Wayne Zee September 4, 2008

Mad Rector 

A scale used to describe an event someone has participated in. It decides how Mad or Out of Control the event was. The Mad Rector is out of 12.5: 12.5 being ridiculously mad and 0 being not mad at all. The Mad Rector is used most frequently when out at nightclubs or bars.
1. ''Did you have a good night?''

''Yes, It was a 12.0 on the Mad Rector.''

2. ''How was your concert?''

''It wasn't mad at all, I'd give it a 2.5 on the Mad Rector''
Mad Rector by sp1999444 November 1, 2012

rectoral college 

Body of assholes who assemble every four years to confirm chief executive asshole.
The rectoral college was totally wiped out after a marathon session.
rectoral college by tirtle December 15, 2016
Word of the Day on December 20, 2016

Headium Rectoris 

A devastating, incurable disease of one having their head lodged squarely up their own ass.

moron idiot dumbass douchebag retard
Jeff got hammered at the office charity event and spit on handicapped children. He has a serious case of Headium Rectoris.

Rectorious 

When a streamer acts gay, and never streams.
That streamer is such a Rectorious
Rectorious by TheHeli September 29, 2018

Rectoring 

A shorter form of refactoring.

In software 'refactoring' code means changing the layout of the code, without changing it's behaviour.

Rectoring code means refactoring it with an automated tool rather than wasting time refactoring it by hand.
I think refactoring this code is going to take too long, and be prone to bugs. Rectoring it with an automated tool would take far less time and be far easier.
Rectoring by Danack May 5, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026
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