rectory

1. Location in the church where Catholic priests often have sex with young boys; 2. Body orifice where priests often violate young boys.

Father Flanigan was arrested for having sex with 18 altar boys in the rectory.

by Wayne Zee July 7, 2006

rectory

1. Location in the church where Catholic priests most often have sex with young boys; 2. Bodily orifice where priests most often violate young boys

Father Flanigan was arrested for having sex with 18 altar boys in the rectory.

by Wayne Zee July 4, 2006

Rectorious

When a streamer acts gay, and never streams.

That streamer is such a Rectorious

by TheHeli September 29, 2018

Rectorious

An extremely satisfying bout of flatulence

Mish was extremely rectorious 45 minutes after consuming a theee bean Mumbai curry.

by Long man Jill May 14, 2017

Headium Rectoris

A devastating, incurable disease of one having their head lodged squarely up their own ass.

moron idiot dumbass douchebag retard

Jeff got hammered at the office charity event and spit on handicapped children. He has a serious case of Headium Rectoris.

by GhostFaceThrilla April 5, 2016