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Rector is slang or alternative to Rectum.
Tyræl pokes Reactor in his Rector using someone elses finger *
rector by Tyræl June 11, 2007
A love story between Ren B. And Vector.
RECTOR: beautiful day in Made Up Town, Illinois. A girl named Ren goes to her weekly dance class. There is a new dancer. HIs name is VECTOR. Rens dance studio is performing The Lion King and Vector is trying out for the lead. Vector graces the audition stage. Gliding his pelvice, back in forth in the air. "OH YEAAAA!" Vector screams. "Daddy I miss you. I'm sorry uncle killed you. SIMBA OH YEAA!'' Ren is put in a trance, she is completely in love. 'Oh Vector, I love your hip thursts so much." Vector smiles and demonstartes his beautiful dancing for the girl in love. ~ JAcks mom!!!! GO TITANS!!!!
Rector by gdshjgfdslbjks,hz February 5, 2023

Rector High School 

Person: "where did you go to school"
Guy: "Rector High School"
Person: "Get the fuck out"

Rector love 

When you’re playing a girl and she thinks you love her.
Showing a girl fake love.
Fuckboy love.
He don’t love her he just showing her rector love
Rector love by Xokai February 4, 2021

Mad Rector 

A scale used to describe an event someone has participated in. It decides how Mad or Out of Control the event was. The Mad Rector is out of 12.5: 12.5 being ridiculously mad and 0 being not mad at all. The Mad Rector is used most frequently when out at nightclubs or bars.
1. ''Did you have a good night?''

''Yes, It was a 12.0 on the Mad Rector.''

2. ''How was your concert?''

''It wasn't mad at all, I'd give it a 2.5 on the Mad Rector''
Mad Rector by sp1999444 November 1, 2012

Todd Rector 

Todd Rector is the act of dissing a school lunch lady when being asked how your day is going.
Lunch Lady: "How are you doing today Todd?"
Todd Rector: "Better than you deserve"
Todd Rector by SwaggyMemer69696969 January 8, 2019
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
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