Straight Razor

when a man ejaculates on a woman's face and then uses the side of his penis to push the semen down to her mouth.

"Dude, I gave that chick a money shot and then straight razored that shit down to her mouth!"

by pizzle83 October 24, 2009

RazorSnatch

A vagina cluttered with multiple amounts of sharp and/or hazardous objects such as razors, thumb tacks, sand paper, etc. This is practiced by many self-conscious, outraged, psycho-cunted, teenage girls. Its effects can be felt during and after sexual intercourse by any male who made contact with such a snatch via their penis, tongue, or other body part. It also is considered a disease/disorder. Crazy, suicidal, pathological lying tit-kittens (teenage girls) often are labeled as "RazorSnatches."

1.) "That crazy blond-haired bitch sliced my cock'n'balls with her razorsnatch!"

2.) "In her pants lurks a razor clad beast!"

by Tanis K. Cassidy July 21, 2006

razorblade salvation

1) being relieved (of sin, consequences, annoyance, stress etc.) really quickly (hence RAZORBLADE)

2) being liberated

3) a break, a rest from something really stressful

4) a song sung by jedi mind tricks

person 1- dude i can't take finals any longer!
person 2- me either i need some razorblade salvation

by T Paynee May 26, 2008

Trump's Razor

"The Stupidest explanation is always the right one"

Guy1: "Did you hear that Trump said Chinese Bee's cause Global Warming?"

Guy2: "Chalk another one up to Trump's Razor"

by thatrockydoh January 19, 2017

razor

adj. A synonym for "cool" first used by Rose McGowan in "Doom Generation", a movie that was so bad that I actually thought it had changed my life forever. Used by people much cooler than you or me.

Abyssx105: My mom doesn't want me to shoot smack into my eye with dirty needles, but fuck her. I'm doing it anyway. Nobody understands me!

JTHMfan442: Razor.

by Alecx Hunter August 10, 2005

Spit razors

The natural ability to ROAST on people.

Kat Williams can spit razors.

by Stackers June 29, 2009

razorgasm

The ultimate high from being a Razorback

Beating freaking Texass gives me a razorgasm.

by J. Frank Broyles April 1, 2003