Putin

A fart that invades a space swiftly and without restraint.

Bro, Joey came over after eating pizza and laid a real Putin. My apartment stank for a week.

by TurdFergusonUSA February 25, 2022

Vladimir Putin fuckin

When your ranga friend rocks up at school with the fresh cut and he looks like a Russian and you call him a gay Russian

Ohhh look there’s Chris
“Vladimir Putin fuckin where’s the vodka”

by Drunkonsteppingstones69 April 20, 2019

Vladimir Putin

A guy who is pretty bad at his geography and thinks the whole world is Russia. Please help this man know his geography so he doesn't blow the world in half okay :)

Vladimir Putin loves playing with nukes so watch out Ukraine you might be stuffed!!!

by Erex69 March 23, 2022

Putin

putin is used when you talk to your mom

"mom do you know putin" mom "no, who is he" you "PUTIN THIS DICK IN YOUR MOUTH"

by putin this dick in your vagina March 16, 2022

Putin

The act of putting something into something else.

Why did you putin that knife into my back?

by Frank Palace March 3, 2022

Russki Putin

The type of shit you take after a long night of drinking beers with the comrades, usually very liquidy and smelly.

Man that part last night was so crazy I woke up and had to take a russki Puttin

That russki Putin should have been a war crime how bad it smelled

by JJ Books March 17, 2022

putin

Pronounced Poo-teen. offshoot of puto. 1) A homosexual male who is small in size or small in the pants. also used to greet a friend in a different way other than the casual "whats up bitch?" 2) Vidal

"waddup putin?"
"that guy is a putin...homie needs tweezers to find his pito"
"he got dumped by HER? what a putin!"

by Greg D October 7, 2005