You have lost your foreskin privilege

Fate decided by the council for making a high level offense to Reddit or a redditor

guy: "yo Minecraft is SHIT"
redditor: "the council will decide your fate"
*After trial*
the council: "you have lost your foreskin privilege"

by Boiling hot semen October 9, 2020

girlfriend privilege

A privilege a girl or woman attains by committing to a formal relationship with another person. Similiarly, there are boyfriend privileges.

Example 1:

Anna: Can you drive me to the airport this Tuseday? I have a meeting in New York.

Joe: Sorry, my project is due Wednesday. I know we're having sex but putting you ahead of that is a girlfriend privilege.

Example 2:

Joe: Pardon my pushingness, but would you like to engage in a sexual act in the very perimiters of this sanitary facility?

Anna: Sorry, that's a boyfriend privilege

by JonahB December 6, 2011

probiotic

a substance that stimulates the growth of beneficial bacteria in the alimentary and gastrointestinal tracts and that thus benefits the host as well.

Probiotics would obstruct the growth of harmful bacteria.

by uttam maharjan April 23, 2010

Providence Pull Out

When you take your erect penis and use it to plug the anus of your woman. Then wait till she has to shit, Once the pressure becomes high enough you pull out causing the feces to act as a projectile.

Shitting while you vomit with your head in the toilet and your ass in the air, then pulling out your head to shit where you were just puking and vomitting where you just shat.

Wow! That providence pull out was intense, there is even shit on the curtians!

Thanks to the Providence Pull Out my bed room looks like the lower east side!

Lets go to Cheaters and see if the cambodian stripper a Providence Pull Out!

by MissMae_ohhhhping November 14, 2009

Providence

The capital of Rhode Island. Kind of like the illegitimate lovechild of Boston, LA, and the Soviet Union.

Bad part of town: Southside

Person A: I'm from Providence.

Person B: Oh, really? *clutches wallet*

by Johnny December 2, 2004

Providence

The beastin' capital of Rhode Island that's (still) run by the mob where you can be shot, stabbed, grab some Dell's, watch the polluted river be lit on fire, go to college, and buy rims.

The phrases you'll most hear in Providence are ... "I know a guy .." "Yea, it fell off the back of a truck." "Walking on cobblestones wouldn't be so hard if I wasn't drunk." "Oh, shit ! The popo's !" - haha nobody says the last one.

It's a kickass town and nothing compares to it.

Suck on that Boston.

*Outsider drives into Providence*

outsider: "hello, i'm from greenwhich - what's that giant pineapple ?"
p-town local: "that's federal hill. dont go up tha if ya dont at least look italian."
outsider: "why thank you. what's that your drinking ?"
p-town local: "just some dell's - with some absolut. mostly absolut."
outsider: well, now, umm ... is the river on FIRE !?!?"
p-town local: "huh. oh yea, it is. thats normal."
outsider: "is that a trannie ?!?!?"
p-town local: "yea. thats normal too."

welcome to p-town.

by fhieh December 29, 2007

Male privilege

Doesn't exist in the west. Female privilege however deffinatly does.

Feminist: male privilege
Man: no
Feminist: that's sexism
*Man gets fired from current job*

by anonymous April 2, 2021