When you should be doing something else but instead you're sitting on the toilet and both legs are asleep.
by Darkling Toddles June 23, 2021
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by Wazza89 October 31, 2021
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Procrapstination is when you have shitty excuses for why your delaying things. Like u have cleaned all the house but one room. Saying you don’t know where to start. …. When u should just grab the crap and move it out and start over. Like u did in all the other rooms. Or I have 5,000$ but I can’t pay u the 100$ because I have to live within my means of what I get paid weekly and u need to wait til next week when I get paid. Procrapstination The art of giving people lots of bs excuses. In order to prolong why u have not done something.
Mom. You have procrapstination, your willing to do other things but not willing to do the same thing over there.
Hey Denise you need to apply for a another job so u can keep ur car. I don’t have time. Or I haven’t done it yet or I haven’t asked others for help. But u will lose ur car and won’t have a place to live. You find time to do nothing. U could spend it finding a job after ur 4 hour shift or before.
Hey Denise you need to apply for a another job so u can keep ur car. I don’t have time. Or I haven’t done it yet or I haven’t asked others for help. But u will lose ur car and won’t have a place to live. You find time to do nothing. U could spend it finding a job after ur 4 hour shift or before.
by Woccolie Wob August 30, 2021
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Character A: "TABLE LAMP (I tried) GOOO"
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by Ducky Perls December 27, 2021
Get the prapra mug.Pro-crak-ee -nay-ting (verb) what one does when one is using methylamphetamine instead of doing what they SHOULD be otherwise doing.
Normal person: "Hey mate, what did you get up to on the weekend?"
Crack user: "weeeell, I was supposed to be cracktising (see other entry - "cracktise") my song for an audition on Sunday but instead I ended up procrackinating and missed my chance to be a famous singer. But I'm proud to say I'm now a fully-qualified cracktitioner with a CrD in specialist cracktivities"
Crack user: "weeeell, I was supposed to be cracktising (see other entry - "cracktise") my song for an audition on Sunday but instead I ended up procrackinating and missed my chance to be a famous singer. But I'm proud to say I'm now a fully-qualified cracktitioner with a CrD in specialist cracktivities"
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Get the popra mug.A Procrastabitch is the part of yourself who steals their way into your life at the precise moment you are about to do something you need to do. She advises you, strongly, that you should put it off because of a multitude of reasons, which are actually nonsense.
My procrastabitch is strong right now. I've been putting off editing my book for 27 days but just can't seem to do it because she is bedded in like a tic.
by TheFreq333 April 27, 2022
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