Please Advise

Corporate Jargon for What The Fuck.

Dear jim,

I have not yet received the Alabama case files I asked you to Send.

Please Advise.
John

by notGandalf February 12, 2013

Pessidog

A 5'6 Ghost who originated in Rosario, Argentina and he loves to pray on 14-year-old girls
How to summon Pessidog
1. Penalty for Argentina - Very popular method especially during the WC in Qatar
2. Eibar - He has terrorized this small innocent city since 2007
3. Curaçao - Only recently spotted there around the end of March 2023
4. Clement Foot - Residents reported scary sightings of pessidog performing a tricycle kick

How to scare it away
1. Shout "UCL finals"
2. Take away its growth hormones
3. Tell it to stop dating 14-year-old girls

Other names:
1. Pessi
2. Fraudionel
3. Rapessi
4. Pedophionel
5. Growth Hormonessi
6. Referessi

My 14-year-old sister was kidnapped and assaulted by pessidog

by honest pessidog fan April 3, 2023

guilty pleasure

Something that you love to do, but you just cannot admit that you do it.

Guy 1: "DUDE, you still watch Pokemon?"
Guy 2: "WHAT? NO! Ok, I do, its my guilty pleasure.

by carlsonmandude December 28, 2006

My Pleasure

The international phrase for ChickFilA. Used by workers that have short hair and glasses.

Thanks for the chicken
— My pleasure

See you later
— My pleasure

How are you?
— My pleasure

by AL0001 January 27, 2018

help me help me please

used when you is in need of help in a funny situation.

o im finna die,help me help me please?!

by prenstonbig May 3, 2017

fuck me please im horny

gay ass !

fuck me please im horny

by gayfuck696969 May 24, 2021

fuck me please

a sentence that is used by horny females or passive gays

OH FABIAN FUCK ME PLEASE

by beste November 26, 2013