It's much like a Gorilla Mask except after cumming on her face you slap a pet on her face and rub it around.
Her dog was nearby as I came on her face, so I grabbed it and gave her a Puerto Rican Poodle Plaster.
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Someone who has terrific banter, jokes and charisma. Patter merchant is a compliment, not an insult.
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Snappy Patter is quick dialogue; watch a Jimmy Stewart movie or West Wing episode....Newsroom on HBO too.
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For more depth, let dry and repeat.
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