Pervert

A beast with a sub-human level of understanding who has a burning desire to "gap lui" (Cantonese for "Stare-at-girl") but is unable to get some.

Perverts are typically recognized by their mating calls whenever they chance upon their prey, such as:

"SODAMNHAWT", and "YOGAPANTS", depending on the individual regions of the respective subject.

"Omg, just now three guys were all staring at me; I swear I heard one of them cry "SODAMNFREAKINGHAWT"!"

"Oh no, I think you're being followed by an alpha pervert!"

by lostinthesafari June 6, 2013

perverted

A word that can be used in pretty much any situation to describe something with a negative connotation. Does not apply only to situations involving sex or whatever.

dude 1: "Donald Trump is way too ugly to bang the chicks he gets"
dude 2: "Ya, that guys totally perverted."

by Kirby33 August 26, 2006

reverse pervert

When you basically force someone against their will to do sexual/generally frisky things to you for your own pleasure.

One: Did he even want to grab your ass?

Two: No, what's it matter?

One: You just pulled a reverse pervert!

by iamlulin July 18, 2014

pervertuous

adjective. the act of being perverted

he is pervertuous

by LI DIK MEEM August 10, 2009

pervert zerbert

oral sex given to a man; a blowjob

I just gave my husband a pervert zerbert.

by twist73 November 7, 2012

pervertification

The art of finding sexual/kink uses for everyday objects

She's the master of pervertification - everything around her is a potential sex toy. Even the fruits and vegetables aren't safe!

by polebludger May 10, 2015

Pervertism

The act of being a pervert. (Because "pervert" is too mainstream.)

Pervertism can be present anywhere, and be done by anyone.

by notalittleGrub June 12, 2015