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pathetidick

any man, boy, or guy who throws tempertantrums when not getting his way; this includes when he begs a girl to put out (Come on, please, it will take you like two minutes) or when a guy needs attention (But, I want to see you tonight.)
John is such a pathetidick. He gets mad that I won't come over after working 14 hours today.

George was acting like a pathetidick last night. I told before I went over I wasn't hooking up with him and then he wouldn't stop trying.
by Elcock November 4, 2007
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Patheticnicity

One who is born pathetic, making it their constant state of being. Examples most often seen during times of rejection, fear or failure. Highly correlates with low self-esteem, lack of self-worth and hopelessness.
"Your patheticnicity is showing"
by Woala March 19, 2010
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pathetic morons

A group of people on a stupid chat that have absolutely nothing to do with their lives.
Look there goes those pathetic morons looking for something to do again
by Pathetic Moron March 11, 2016
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Pathetic, fucking idiot

Kids and adolescents, that think they're cool, because they use slangs and smoke weed. Mostly age 13-16.
A: You saw Jerry last night smoking indica?
B: Yes, what a pathetic, fucking idiot. A fucker thinking he's cool.
by _mk_ps_ October 16, 2017
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Pathetically crying

Fake cry for help when help is not needed.

Monitoring another person to find their weakness and play crying.
To see a man or woman pathetically crying to get what they want.
by Readmeagain May 12, 2022
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Homo-Pathetic

(1) A homosexual that tries way too hard to look & act & talk like the homosexuals you see on the popular media.

Alas, their attempts appear pathetic or half-assed or vastly extravagant to the point that they appear like a sloppy, half-made copy of the top-tier homosexuals that are way too beautiful & successful to even be considered normal human beings.

Note: This definition is purely for entertainment purposes, not in any way meant to harm/belittle/make fun of the lgbt community.
“You see that man in the middle of the parade? All dressed up in vibrant rainbow cloth, with brilliantly colored hair, his makeup is so freaking sloppy, isn’t it? Haha, how Homo-Pathetic of him...”

“For all the gay youtuber beauty guru videos you’ve watched, John, your makeup skills haven’t even gotten to the part where you look all flawless & angelic as them. How homo-pathetic I might add,” he teased.

“Watch & learn, guys, “ Bob exclaimed in an extravagant yet high-pitched voice, moving his hands all over the place like he knew what he was doing’ “as I put on this drug store foundation that exactly matches my skin tone & totally doesn’t make me look all tanned!” *giggles for the hundredth time in a three minute video*
by eChildOfNight June 25, 2018
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