Stackin Crabby Patties

v. to make stacks of money. reference to crabby patties from spongebob. (phrase coined by the Rej3ctz in a song called cat daddy.

I'm making so much money I'm Stackin Crabby Patties.

by brhodes8 January 15, 2011

Pasties

It can be used to describe any type of dry mouth, but is most commonly used in reference to dry mouth caused by the smoking of marijuana.

"Dude, I smoked eight bowls the other day, and I STILL got the pasties man!"

by Steve the Mad Man June 12, 2006

granny panties

1.) Underwear women wear because they have no sex lives or hags. 2.) Underwear your mother bought you. 3.) What normal women are forced to wear when all the other panties haven't been washed yet.

Oh God! I forgot I was wearing damn granny panties! Shit, now I can't get drunk and strip!

by MissyLalalala July 5, 2005

paris-panties

Wearing panties that in fact DO NOT EXIST so that you and perhaps your 24-hours pal Britney *cough* Spears... can go out and show your cooches to the whole world

Chik 1: "Wow that skirt is short! I hope you're not going paris-panties tonight! >_<"

Chik 2: *smiles* *giggles* *pulls at skirt* "hah... no.... of course not..... "

by KaylinOwnsYou June 5, 2007

boof panties

ugly underwear for ugly girls. Usually women that are plain jane and ungroomed will be caught wearing these elusive undergarments.

Ruth had some mad boof panties on today.

by Andy Ober December 31, 2008

Brazilian panties

The gold standard in women underwear. Brazilian panties or "calcinhas" are characterized by their perfect coverage--somewhere between a thong and a bikini indeed--excellent fabric (usually lycra or cotton and lace), beautiful construction, delicate details, and super cute colors (usually light, soft shades). The result is a beautiful, sexy, extremely comfy and highly democratic pantie--these things look good on any booty nationality, not just Brazilian.

Disclaimer: Ok, I'm Brazilian, and, yes, I'm a girl. Sooo, I'm kinda biased, but just a tiny little bit.

NEW!! AS SEEN ON MILLIONS OF HAPPY BOOTIES IN BRAZIL!! Tired of how your booty looks? Noticing your panties are not helping your case? Time to get your Brazilian Panties!! The no frills, no hassle, no sweat, no scars ultimate butt-lifter/beautifier!! The fastest and easiest way to get a sexy butt! It's comfy too! GET YOURS NOW!*

*Results may vary. It helps if you are already sorta hot.

by PenelopeCharmosa April 12, 2010

grandma panties

the huge saggy underwear, that your grandma, mom, or even you wear.

my grandma was wearing her grandma panties to the store.

by swimmy761 January 1, 2004