Nuclear War

A game in which two people have a curry and then take up adjacent stalls see who can produce more noxious explosive diarrhea.

Why were you taking so long in the bathroom?
I was having a nuclear war. I won.
Damn good job.

by СукаБлять December 1, 2016

nuclear meltdown

Getting so intoxicated that you become unable to form rational thoughts thus completely embarassing yourself in front of friends and/or strangers.

Chris drank a fifth of Jack by himself and had a nuclear meltdown, falling down in the street and cutting his hands open then stealing a package of string beans from a deli and throwing them at random strangers.

by Johnny Riviera January 9, 2005

Niplet

A third/very very small nipple

Joe:whoa what the helll is that??

Billy:oh that's just my niplet.

by Toast nhamm May 4, 2009

Nuclear

Anything that compares to the extremity of a nuclear explosion or power produced from nuclear energy. Anything that is desribed as being nuclear, the awesomeness level or epicness is at the max.! Nothing is more awesome or intense. An idea invented that would create great results would be considered nuclear!

Anything that compares to being epic! That song played at the party was nuclear! It got the whole place popping! That movie was nuclear, not one person could stop laughing!

by JNFishFromStaunton540 October 25, 2010

Nuclearly pwned

Whe you are being beaten so badly, and you have a 30% chance or less at still winning, you could sometimes scream this.

Clan 1: oooooommggggg guys we are getting nuclearly pwned to shit. we might as well quit.

Clan 2: hell yeah guys we got these bitches! lol noobs

by Charlie kempf March 25, 2008

Numple

A bumpy nipple. Usually with a few sprigs of nipple pubes on it. Gross enough to turn you off completely. The bumps can be seen through light t shirts and most bras.

Guh, did you see her numples? I wanted to puke!

Dude, that chick had a set of numples that spelled "gross" in braille! I was really into it!

I don't believe a numple should shove through a padded bra AND a sweatshirt!

by goballsdeep1983 April 1, 2010

Nurple Surker

A roommate that kisses, sucks nipple...etc while another roommate is in the room. Associated with a "nurple surking" sound. Incredibly painful to witness and can often lead to depression, crying, random outrage, chronic masturbation. Suggested cures: Headphones, Nyquil, snoring loudly, chronic masturbation (while in room), rat poison, reciting the words "Shut the fugg up, I am still here and can hear you!".

Roommate 1, "Yea Mom, my room mate is a nurple surker, i'm going to drop out of college."

Roommate 1, "God damn nurple surkers kept me up all night."

by Archie604 April 6, 2010