I'm here for a good time, not a long time

Basically means that you should eat that pizza. Don't waste your time trying to squeeze into society's expectations, just live your life. You never when you're going to die so make the best of it.

Them: Are you sure you wanna go skydiving?
Me: I'm here for a good time, not a long time, YEET!

by justanothersecondarycharacter November 17, 2018

that's not a knife

paul hogan said it in crocodile dundee. than an australian dude said it in the simpsons. australia.

that's not a knife... THIS is a knife

by crap November 19, 2004

i am in constant agony, this is not a joke; please help me

I am in constant agony. My life is a mess. As a kid I had a natural aptitude for math and science, but I let it get to my head, ultimately ruining my possibility to go to college.

I wasted my life playing video games and watching the television; the natural talents I once had have apathied and worn away, leaving the one thing I was good at behind.

My life has been nothing but a fastly accelerating downward spiral and I have failed to provide anything of with to anyone.

Isaiah: Hey, Ed! Haven't seen you in a few years, how are you don't?

Me: I am in constant agony, this is not a joke; please help me.

Isaiah: ...
Me: ...
Isaiah: yeah, same.

by MrDrEdward October 31, 2021

Drugger not a chugger

Someone who smokes but doesn't drink

"You can find him at most parties but don't expect him to be drinking, he's a drugger not a chugger."

by Wordmaker4000 November 2, 2019

clover (not a russian spy)

a very amazing person

hey clover (not a russian spy) could you help me do something?
sure
thank you

by williamzero June 20, 2021

how was that not a kill

When you are playing a shooter and you swear to the highest power that you just wiped them from existence but they are completely fine.

nigga how was that not a kill? I just LAZERED that man

by A.Aron January 4, 2019

i'm not a furry, you guys are gross.

A statement made by Lana Del Rey once on an instagram live while smoking nicotine.

Gross

ADJECTIVE
(especially of wrongdoing) very obvious and unacceptable.
"I'm not a furry, you guys are gross."

by satanslut March 8, 2021