An ironic double entendre that a guy would say to a friend about a hot girl he sees. It jokingly suggests she needs to lose weight or have some cosmetic surgery, but it actually means he thinks she needs to be fucked. Loosely based on the porn theme of a male porn star dressed as a contractor showing up and offering his "services" to the female actress posing as a lonely housewife.
by Miagos November 9, 2020
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peep: hey man, did you get your drive license?
you: nah, who needs a car if i can swim underwater
grandma: hey son, could you drive to the supermarket and buy me fresh fruits?
you: i ain't got drive license, but who needs a car if i can swim underwater
you: nah, who needs a car if i can swim underwater
grandma: hey son, could you drive to the supermarket and buy me fresh fruits?
you: i ain't got drive license, but who needs a car if i can swim underwater
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Charlie: Dude, who's that ridiculously hot chick over by the bar?
Dennis: That's Kate bro. Don't get your hopes up. She's Liam Neesoned. She's dating Greg.
Mac: Who the hell Liam Neesoned all my sleeveless shirts?
Frank: I think i saw Scumbag Steve rocking your cut offs at his place the other day.
Dennis: That's Kate bro. Don't get your hopes up. She's Liam Neesoned. She's dating Greg.
Mac: Who the hell Liam Neesoned all my sleeveless shirts?
Frank: I think i saw Scumbag Steve rocking your cut offs at his place the other day.
by Rentz2Damhigh October 10, 2012
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What is that?? A bubble in the air? I must catch it with my penis so I can satisfy my neetobonatilia.
by KiLeRo May 17, 2006
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by Neeti August 21, 2006
Get the Neeti mug.Neeks is a flexible term that can be used as a noun or adjective. What it actually refers to is limitless. The key to this term is its subjectivity; its meaning is in the way it's delivered and meant by the speaker.
Neeks can often be substituted where language fails. Generally, though, it is a positive term that has some kind of unspoken quality, especially a CREATURELY quality. Can also be a nickname for a beloved or good friend.
As an adjective, Neeksy connotes funkiness, strange endearment, unexplainable creaturely feelings, unhuman (but not in a negative way).
Neeks can often be substituted where language fails. Generally, though, it is a positive term that has some kind of unspoken quality, especially a CREATURELY quality. Can also be a nickname for a beloved or good friend.
As an adjective, Neeksy connotes funkiness, strange endearment, unexplainable creaturely feelings, unhuman (but not in a negative way).
1. "That's so Neeksy!"
2. "You're just a little Neeks, that's all"
3. Joe: "How are you feeling today?"
Jimmy: "Oh I don't know...Neeksy I guess."
4. "Look at the neeks I drew" (*shows picture of scribbles, or of a little creature*)
2. "You're just a little Neeks, that's all"
3. Joe: "How are you feeling today?"
Jimmy: "Oh I don't know...Neeksy I guess."
4. "Look at the neeks I drew" (*shows picture of scribbles, or of a little creature*)
by Urban Dictionary May 25, 2007
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Halo, because it has no imps, needs a significant amount of impse to be added.
Halo, because it has no imps, needs a significant amount of impse to be added.
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