Actively Unemployed

A situation in which a person is completely content while living off of unemployment benefits and thus makes a concerted effort to remain jobless until all unemployment benefits have been exhausted.

Chris: Any luck finding a job this week man?

Greg: Heck no, I am actively unemployed right now!! My life is too good with all this free time off plus I get my unemployment pay... I am not even considering getting another job until my benefits run out. You up for a drink tonight??

by halfway_crooks November 12, 2009

nog activities

Doing things that are customarily done by people of the african american race such as listening to rap music in their room alone or rolling blunts. Especially funny when the said person is not african american themselves but wishes they were.

Kevin: Where's Tyler?

Sean: I don't know. Probably in his room doing nog activities.

by broku January 25, 2011

activated almond

An upper middle-class wellness/paleo/vegan type who is in a state of being activated by a wellness-related issue, eg. unspecified inflammation, bone broth, the rising price of kale.

Gwyneth is being such an activated almond over this vaginal steaming.

by ZitaB September 18, 2018

aerobic activity

what you do at a gym or fitness center when you and scoping out chicks and possibly trying o burn off all that beer you had on the weekend.

jock 1:so i herd you and sue broke up

jock 2: dont worry, its my aerobic activity day

by djin666 May 25, 2008

radio active

A person who retains power and influence at their place of work, even after they have retired or moved on.

General Smith is still radio active, he scored us a $3 million contract even though he's retired.

by G6 February 22, 2008

Sarahnormal Activity

Any of a variety of vulgar, white-trash, sluttish, vain, and self-serving activities by Former-Future-Step-Cougar-In-Law (and FOX News Skanker) Sarah Palin.

Quitting her elected position as Governor of Alaska to become a spokesmodel for FOX News is a horrid example of Sarahnormal Activity.

Palin's children and grandchildren are haunted day and night by Sarahnormal Activity, usually aimed at parading their misfortunes in public.

by artfulmark August 5, 2010

Active Whore

A fucking homo sexual in gears of war that has no skill with a snipe whatsoever and has to use an active reload to down someone instead of popping them in the head.

dude that fucking fag is such an active whore

by sniperrifle master October 8, 2008