Mosquito Fest

A Mosquito fest is when there are swarms of mosquitoes and if you walk out the door you get attacked leaving you covered in itchy red bumps on your ass legs arms back stomach feet and every other part of your body. Even your face which is the worst because there even more itchy cause you cant itch them because you don't want a nasty scab on your face. Mosquito fests usually take place in the summer after its been raining.

Dude 1: Yo Mosquito fest '09 was the worst yet, I got attacked I counted in the mirror and I have like 200 bites just from walking out my backdoor!

Dude 2: Yeah man I haven't been outside in days I don't want any of the devils bumps!

Dude 1: I got like 7 on my face people are gonna think I have zits!

Dude 2: Mosquitoes are like the vampires of the real world! Fuck em!

Dude 1: Mosquito Fest is my least favorite holiday!

Dude 3: I hate mosquitoes they suck hairy nuts!

by coveredinbumps August 10, 2009

mosquitoed

When an uncircumcised man has sex with a woman who is currently menstruating and the blood gets collected under his foreskin.

Upon cleaning his penis, James realized that he had mosquitoed his menstruating girlfriend.

by theredbaron69 August 29, 2011

mosquito

When you are eating out a girl that is on her period, so you suck blood.

Man, I gave that bitch a mosquito last night. Tastes like fish.

by Schwartz May 1, 2004

mosquito sex

A person who engages in romantic relations with a mosquito.

A person who obviously needs to get a better social life unless they really feel intense desire or longing for an insect.

why make love when you can have mosquito sex?

mosquito sex is the new sexy

"bown chi chi bown bown"

by Crazy Word Bitch September 19, 2009

Mosquito

A female that's annoying and easy to smash... Like a mosquito

She's such f*ckin mosquito....

by Ymelissamichele May 1, 2014

mosquito

Horrible little bugs that suck your blood and leave you with an itchy, irritating mosquito bite. If you think about it, there kind of like vampire bugs.

I have an itchy mosquito bite.

by spongeboblover101 November 16, 2017

mosquito

The definition of the sex term Mosquito is when a guy takes a straw and sucks up all the period blood from the girl.

"yeah my girl made me mosquito her last night."

by Infomative7thGrader May 18, 2009