MONICA

A very loving girl with a crazy sense of humour. There's no stopping this girl when it comes to making the most out of life. She's very spontaneous and adventurous. She loves cooking and baking cakes and biscuits. Her friends think shes the best best cook and they want to nominate her for Masterchef but she won't agree because she hates being under the spotlight, she prefers to stay lowkey. If you want to befriend Monica, she'll drain you of energy. She's always on the go whether it's swimming, boxing, working out at the gym, collecting and restoring antiques, talking shit with friends at hippie cafes, driving to the countryside to tune with nature and she makes fresh pasta for the whole entire family.She has too many hobbies to mention but her favourite one is chilling out and listening to Neil Diamond, Barbara Streisand,Bob Dylan and the likes, and fantasizing about all the naughty things she'll like to do with he love of her life. God help the man that's going to end up with her because she's the type of girl that will over love and spoil her man to the extent where he will end up dying from love attack. Shes very affectionate and wild. If you see her you would think she's and angel but in actual fact she's a devil in disguise. Apart from that she's fun to be with and very different from other girls. She's very loyal to her friends and family including her man. She'll take a bullet for him even if he was in the wrong.

Jake: "Wow, look at Monica, shes so confident, I want her"
Ben: "nah, don't think about it, shes taken"

by Mandalla July 18, 2017

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monica lewinsky

The Republican Party's eternal excuse for anything seriously criminal and/or incompetent they indulge in "for the good of America."

Average American: "Why did your President lie us into war and fail to plan for the occupation?"

Republican Blowhard Shill: "Uh...uh...uh...Clinton got oral sex in the White House from Monica Lewinsky and lied about it!"

Average American: "But he didn't--"

RBS: "You're an unpatriotic loony leftie! LA LA LA LA LA!"

by Yabigdumi August 7, 2007

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momicide

momicide- when a mother kills her own children.

the crazy mother committed momicide when she drove her car into the river with her children in the back seat and left them there to die.

by rickard from mi. December 4, 2009

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Monica defense

To avoid admitting a wrong by hair-splitting or obfuscation. Derived from Bill Clinton's redefintion of "having sex" to exclude oral copulation with Monica Lewinsky.

"My gf caught me with my pants down, so my Monica defense just wasn't a happening thing."

by Max Debord April 21, 2007

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