moose

another term for "not it"
hand gesturing IS necessary.

You: "Who wants to clean the house?"
Everyone else: "Moose."

...You are now stuck with cleaning the house because everyone else moosed.

by holytoledotech March 4, 2009

moose

A female with a mustache (moose-tache)

Dude #1-"Dude check out that moose"

Dude #2-"Holy shit man she needs to line that up better"

by Triple Fo June 19, 2005

Moose Tamer

A man who will only attempt to get off with a girl no higher than a 2/10 (aka a moose).

Jimmy: Hahaha OMFG, come and check out this sket!
Ben: I don't give 2 shits, I'm still gonna pork her senseless.
Dave: What a moose tamer.....

by adrajimmy December 9, 2010

room with a moose

From the cartoon "Invader Zim".

A destination located at the end of a wormhole Zim created; his choice of where Dib and the other skool children should go. This choice won out over a world of pure itching and a world made entirely out of dookie.

Also the name of a choice "Invader Zim" fansite, at the dot.com of the same name.

"I found the script for 'Mopiness of Doom' over at Romm with a Moose. It's a sweet little story, actually. too bad we'll never see it."

by Tak, the Hideous New Girl December 29, 2003

moose claw

A 'camel toe' on a slightly larger woman

Some like the camel toe, I go for moose claw.

by Steve April 30, 2004

moose bowl

A well mixed concoction for regrettable decisions and an almost surefire recipe for disaster

Tonight’s gonna be a moose bowl!

by rockaedward February 11, 2018

Moose Muffin

A fat vagina with moose knuckles instead of camel toes

Damn man she got the moose muffin going on

She ain’t got beef curtains bro she’s got a moose muffin

by ashane May 22, 2018