You ain't got no pancake mix! 

One day, a Christian extremist fundie lady made the mistake of preaching to a group of students, and threatening them with hell. One of the students had enough of her non-sense and decided to do something quite strange and unpredictable. He approached her and shouted "You ain't got no pancake mix!" and other variations of the phrase repeatedly. Every time she opened her mouth, he would interrupt her, similar to Kanye West.

The reason for him deciding to say that is unknown. One can assume that he simply chose the phrase at random. Whatever the reason for him saying it, he managed to upset the lady. Lulz ensued.

Fundie lady: Repent or you'll go to hell. Jesus cries when you fap. Blahblahblahblah...

Kid: You ain't got no pancake mix!

Fundie lady: In the Bib-....

Kid: THERE AIN'T NO PANCAKE MIX IN THERE!!!!1

Fundie Lady: Stop shouti-...

Kid: YOU'RE DECEIVING THESE PEOPLE!!1 THERE AIN'T NO PANCAKE MIX IN THERE!!1

etc. etc...

You ain't got no pancake mix! by Mrs. Dr. Professor Fancypants June 25, 2010

party mix 

An apparently growing fad in which a group of people gets together and pool together a large tub of medications and/or street drugs intended for simultanious consumption. The mix consists of, (but is not limited to), various perscription Rx, Over-the-counter OTC, and street drugs (usually in a pill or blotter form).

"Yo dude, put some more dxm in the party mix, too much fuckin valium and adderall in there right now."

"Who's got the MDMA? our party mix is looking a little off color tonight."

"Damn, dave took a handfull of lastnights party mix, washed it down with a beer and in 5 minutes he was on the ground having a seizure."

party mix by somepeoplearereallystupid December 21, 2006

Million Dollar Mix

One man or woman must eat out a combination, or mix, of semen and shaven pubic hair of a partner's/friend's rectum or anus. If completed the receiver of this anal delicacy must pay up a some of money in return, hence the name, Million Dollar Mix.

Person A shaves off both his pubes and Person B's pubes. Both ingredients of shavings must be placed into a cup or container. Then each partner, if both males, must jakk each other off (in case of only one male his female partner must jakk him off) and place or 'catch' the semen from both persons into the container holding the pubic hair. The mixture of pubes and semen must then be mixed around by either tongues,erected penises, or both. Once completed the Person, may it be A or B, who wants to taste this rare mix must poor it down/all over the rectum/anus and then eat the concoction out. Then, whoever ate the Million Dollar Mix will recieve an amount of money that was betted before the 'mixing' began.

Million Dollar Mix by Grant Norris (GNJ) July 31, 2006

party mix 

uppers, downers and candy corn.

don't tell my doctor i've been eating party mix, he told me to stay off the sugar

party mix by ohcrapmisso September 26, 2006

Thanksgiving mix 

Thanksgiving mix is created when you mix 4 or more different strains of weed. It is dubbed thanksgiving mix because the only other time you have a similar culmination of good times and great taste is thanksgiving. Imagine each strain as a different side and the thanksgiving mix is each side mashed up on a plate. Thanksgiving mix is best utilized when rolled as a blunt, J, spliff ect.

Note: One J has been known to get 5 people quite high. Also "thanksgiving mix" can be long to say so it is common to just call it " the mix"

"yo man lets break out the thanksgiving mix"
"Dude i just added green crack and sour d to the mix, its bound to get gnarly from here"

Thanksgiving mix by Mr. Halfracinamerican December 17, 2011

redneck chex mix 

last minute snack food made by combining the partial bags of whatever chips are left, stale or nearly empty

I never had Triscuits with cheetos and Doritos until Jethro whipped up some redneck chex mix.

redneck chex mix by heynow_1 January 18, 2010

Give it a mix! 

When you shoot spunk inside a girls pussy hole and then you call your best friend over then he gives the girls pussy hole a mix with his wooden spooooon (BIG BLACK PENIS)

Darren: I just spunked inside you tight little pussy darling!
Mary: Quick call Gumbo to give my pot a stir daddy.
Darren: Gumbo quick! Time for you to give this tight pussy a little mix up mate.
Gumbo: I will make sure to give it a mix! ;)

Give it a mix! by JaydenFloyd94 December 28, 2021