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Michael Jackson

A talented dancer, singer and humanitarian who is widely misunderstood due to his affection for children.
Often referred to as the Gloved One, or the King of Pop.
Has produced the best-selling album in the world, Thriller, as well as many hit singles. Known for his dance moves, including the Moonwalk.
Michael Jackson is seen to be either a pedophile by the ignorant, or a child trapped in a man's body by the psychological analyzers.
Sadly, Michael is now more well-known for his personal life rather than his extraordinary achievements in the entertainment business.
Common misconceptions include:
Michael hates his initial race, so he bleaches his skin.
Michael is a pedophile who likes to touch little boys.
Michael is now a woman.

All of these are simply the press taking advantage of a mega-celebrity. Michael has vitiligo, a disease that affects the pigmentation of one's skin and causes bright white spots to appear in random patches all over the body.
If one were to read the reliable information available regarding the molestation court case, one would realize that is wasn't even remotely possible for MJ to be guilty of the crimes which he was accused.
Michael Jackson also, despite what one might consider a feminine appearance, very much an amazing and talented man. He oozes a starry presence noticed by all around him.

Michael is a compassionate human being whose sincerity has been misinterpreted as inappropriate.

Goes to show our world is going to pot.
Sue: Have you seen Michael's performance at Moetown 25?

Jill: Yeah!!! It was awesome, everyone was singing and dancing along!

Loser: Eew, Michael Jackson?? What a fag!!

Sue and Jill: Get a life, you tabloid addict. Michael is where it's at.
by Tyronian January 14, 2008
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Michael Phelps

He doesn't swim, he beats the water untill it takes him where he wants to go.
you take me there right now, or ill go all michael phelps on you!
by dgoswimmergirl December 27, 2009
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George Michael Ideation

Serious medical condition/mental disorder found in primarily in women that results from an inability to confront strong emotional and physical attraction to men with hot-ass George Michael stubble. Symptoms include listening to George Michael or Wham records on repeat, cutting out George Michael photos and posting them on your fridge, night-table or desktop. Also includes sudden or spontaneous thoughts about George Michael, existential longing to be with George Michael, erotic dreams about George Michael, moistness and occasional feminine discharge.
(3am)Melissa: “Mom, sorry to call so late but I just had another wet dream about George Michael. I'm scared”
Mom: “|That's strange. Your sudden longing for George Michael concerns me. Is there any one in your life with really hot-ass stubble?”
Melissa “Just john from my design class, why does that matter?.”
Mom: “It sounds like you have a bad case of George Michael Ideation induced by his hot-ass stubble. You'd better start banging him immediately before it gets worse”
Melissa: “Thanks mom, I will!”
by jmanuel June 23, 2010
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Michael Myers

A misunderstood middle aged man who only wanted a hug. He is missassuced of being a psycho-path when all he wanted to do was kill his family who did him wrong, and or tried to hurt him. He doesn't hurt Tommy Doyle, and multiple other people throughout his various scenes on screen. He only kills who's in his way. Also my future husband cause he's a sexy son of a bitch, so back the fuck off.
I only wanted a hug Loomis, I swear. michael myers halloween
by Mrs Myers December 29, 2015
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Michael Jacksonitis

The craving to always be watching, listening, or dancing Michael Jackson.
I think I have Michael Jacksonitis... I can't stop watching his sexy hips or listening to his angelic voice.
by Swaggy102 April 22, 2015
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Michael Simmons

A very handsome, outgoing guy. Always hyper and will act like a child but will be an adult when necessary. Asks a lot of questions, some about stupid things but sometimes funny. All around guy who every girl wants to be with.
(oerson)- I'm hungry.

(Michael Simmons)- Nice to meet you I'm Michael Simmons.
by Peacock 123456789 December 31, 2011
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Michael Handzo

Michael Handzo is a 5-4, 110-pound Point Guard from Elmwood Park, NJ.
Future NBA Player
Class of 2022
All-around Player
His twin brother (Dylan Handzo) is a humongous 3pt shooter.
Comparison: Steve Nash
Elite Passer
Handzo is a flashy dribbler
Handzo possesses solid quickness and is a fairly complete player to be so young.
Who is Michael Handzo?
Just a small point guard from a small town and the the next big thing.
by Drizzyouknowme March 11, 2019
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