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merked

To lose in an extremely humiliating manner.

Shortened from the car name 'Merkur', a weird german ford that rarely works. To lose to one in a street race would be uber-embarassing, hence 'you got merked!'
Dude, you got merked by that diesel rabbit, your car is f___ing slow!
by ErikC. April 16, 2008
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merker

a word used only by amazingly attractive girls. THAT IS ALL!
Lick my merker.

Your merker is fat and juicy.
by god damn i'm cool December 19, 2005
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merkled

to impose efficient, teutonic, christian conservative political policies through a bicameral, federal legislature.
yo, he angela merkled it!
by pimasecede May 26, 2011
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yarden markel

coolest jewish chick u'll ever encounter...w00t w00t
yarden markel is one kick ass jewish woman...
by rar February 14, 2005
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Merked

When a merman or merwoman(mermaid to the lame person) is seen without his or her clam-bra or clam-hammock and they let their half human/half fishy sea junk just flop around as freely as the the day they were hatched.

A slang term derived from the word Naked. But for fish people.
Sumdu: Yo, alonzo, did you see that mermaid's titties be flopping around ever so ViVaciously

Alonzo: You breast believe it. That bitch was straight Merked. You know when a mermaid is like butt naked.

Sumdu: Yo, i ain't never heard that term before, but I am willing to allow it's use solely for the purpose of this joke, as I too am a humorous individual and I know, dat was like dis wet dream I had once.

Alonzo: Ah HAAaa! Speak truth playa, speak truth.
by jEmess March 1, 2010
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merkenaarie

1. Person who likes to complain a lot
2. proverbial: "has no friends"
see also wordmurkenary/word
1. "Forgive me for being a merkenaarie about it, but I slept really bad last night"
2. "I haven't talked to any real person in seven days... I'm a total merkenaarie"
by Anonymous April 6, 2003
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Merkle Circle

The act of trapping someone in a circle of people who then push him/her around within the circle as violently as possible, sort of like a circle of death. Particularly brutal when the victim is drunk. Gets its name from the fact that the person in the middle of the circle often gets well and truly merked. Punching, kicking, scratching, headbutting and biting are often part and parcel of a merkle circle.
Mother: Oh my god Perry what happened to you? You've got a bloody nose and a patch of hair has been ripped off your crown!
Perry: I got merkle circled three times at school today. The third time, in the changing rooms, I was butt naked.

Performing a merkle circle on unsuspecting victims is a favourite hobby of many immature chavs.
by Kittenhead August 4, 2011
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