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Premalcastic Mathematics

Premalcastic is a type of mathematical language, which contains elements of; Differential Calculus , Quantum Logic and Probability Theory, Advanced Statistics (complex multivariate relationships), Abstract Algebra, and Mathematical psychology. the form of the notations is radically different to algebra or calculus, it resembles Mandarin (Chinese) and Arabic flowing top to bottom like Japanese writings but compressed together so it very tight. For a beginner it's extremely hard to read. It's primary application is to predict the exact outcome of any event, secondary is to solve highly complex mathematical problems. I will try to add an image of what the mathematic language looks like, to give a clearer idea.
I used Premalcastic Mathematics, to figure out that when that woman across the street picks up a pen someone dropped which will set off a series of events, that will result in a car crashing into this structure, causing that man on top to fall, exactly here on this very spot. So, I've placed this mattress exactly here, to save the man's life when he falls. Look the lady is picking up the pen, now. there goes the man exiting the store almost bumps into her, and the cyclist has to swerve to miss the man but bumps into the power line worker, who trips and knocks over a can of nails, that cause the car's tyre to pop, making the car swerve and hit the scaffold structure, where the man falls and lands on the mattress I just placed there a few minutes ago wasn’t that lucky.. No its not luck, it's mathematics. You just need to use Premalcastic Mathematics to solve the many possible outcomes, to determine that this is exactly where the man would fall.
by Frosty Flakes October 12, 2020
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Corona Mathematica

A brain-unfriendly but wallet-friendly Singapore math title that irreverently leverages on the deadly coronavirus to teach creative mathematical problem solving—when the product of two negatives (Covid-19 and school math) is a positive (a confident and skilful problem solver).
Prof. Ian is trying to kill two mathematical birds with a numerical stone in 2020: he wants to launch “Singapura Mathematica” and “Corona Mathematica” at the same time in the midst of rising infection and mortality rates nationwide.
by MathPlus December 1, 2020
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protestant mathematics

A collection of mathematical formulae which seem to be correct but they are not.
The formula (a + b)^2 = a^2 + b^2 is a typical case of protestant mathematics.
by Virasoro-Shapiro amplitude November 24, 2022
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manlet mathematics

The completely and utterly delusional, laughably pathetic and farcical method of calculation by which the petite and effeminate runt of a sissy manlet boy unconscionably inflates his shamefully diminutive and dwarfish short stature.
Microscopic turbo-manlet: I'm 5ft4 - let's round that up to 5ft5. If I stand on my tippy toes, then I'm 5ft6. Plus, when I wear my favorite pair of high heels, I'm 5ft8. So that's basically 5ft10. If I now translate that into guy height, then I'm 6ft tall - finally a big boy (starts crying). Towering manmore: Just lol at you and your manlet mathematics. That's nothing more than spurious and elflike mental gymnastics. Manlets, when will they learn?
by ManletDepreciator August 19, 2024
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Favorite Mathematician

This word is for the student who is the math teacher’s favorite student show this definition to you math teacher and that teacher has to give you good grades and do all of your work for you
by Ashton H March 8, 2024
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Transcendental Mathematics

A theoretical branch of mathematics that deals with concepts, dimensions, and logical frameworks so abstract they transcend not only human intuition but potentially the physical reality of our universe. It’s math that describes the scaffolding of multiverses, the formal logic of consciousness, or the geometric rules of higher spatial dimensions. This isn't just harder calculus; it's the search for the fundamental "code" of reality itself, which may be inherently ungraspable by our biologically-evolved, three-dimensional brains.
*Example: Attempts to formulate a mathematical framework for a Type IV Multiverse (encompassing all possible mathematical structures), or to develop a formal theory of qualia (subjective experience), would be ventures into Transcendental Mathematics. It's the math that might underpin the simulation hypothesis or describe the geometry of a 11-dimensional Calabi-Yau manifold in string theory.*
by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal February 3, 2026
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Hillbilly Mathematics

The phenomena of conflicting family relationship statuses where childbirth through incest turns a family tree into a family spiderweb.
According to hillbilly mathematics, a man who bears a child with his mother becomes his own father, the child becomes the man's brother, and the man's father then becomes his step brother.
by Chain Furious April 4, 2025
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