Mandator

A whimsical creature that is said to haunt residence halls of various campuses, especially on the day of Tesday. They are known to decrease your intelligence as well as leave you writhing in a fit of laughter without any way in which to salvage what is left of your knowledge. Also known to cause ridicule, tardiness, sleepless nights, exhaustion, and a general sense of helplessness.

When he ran into the Mandator, he couldn't remember how to spell anything!

She followed the Mandator with hopes of catching it, but was caught in its gaze and now she cannot stop laughing.

by BigJGH August 17, 2010

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mandy

Mandy is the type of friend that will be dedicated and will help you no matter what. She’s usually really pretty whitout bragging about it. Also, she’s very thoughtful and kind even to people who may be rude to her

mandy, did u mean a snacc?

by wolveslight February 7, 2018

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mandatory sex party

this is a simple phenomenon, basically just what the words say: it is a party where it is mandatory to have sex -- with allie brosh.

variations have arisen whereby whatever girl or guy that is named becomes (he or she) with whom sex must be had if you want the free drinks and food etc

dave: did you go to the party last night?

dale: i went to the house, but i got there and turns out it was a mandatory sex party and i didn't have any viagara and, you know, i can't naturally get it done with non-asians. allie said just an hour or so of oral would be ok but i was looking around at all the guys who'd already been there a while and had their turn and i kind of thought i'd be better off just going to a movie.
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dave: did you go to the karen's mandatory sex party last week?

dale: yeah. it was pretty fun.

by willhard9723 May 19, 2013

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Mandy

Mandy...or otherwise known as amanda, but if you call her that she will kick you. She is completely truth worthy and the best friend any one could ever have no matter what! She will listen to you and give you all the advice that she can. She will understand you when you fail to understand your self, and she will tell you what you need to hear even if you don't want to, but it is all because she cares so much for you. She will bake cookies with you for hours at a time and occasionally will find you annoying but you and her both know that you can't live without each other despite the fights that ensue. She knows everything there is to know about you and tells you her secrets because she trusts you and because she loves you that much (or you hope she does). You will know her for a long time and the entire time you will remain friends (give or take a few days of fights) and years after you steal her beads you tell her the truth and you both laugh hilariously about it and then she tells you about the time that she tried to steal $20 from you but it fell under the dresser. Then resulting we both look for it and cannot find it... :D
Mandy will always stand by your side and BTWS she loves fires. She is gorgeous and doesn't know it yet and she has the best smile ever. Additionally she is sarcastic but that is what makes her her.

Wow Mandy!

by ITsameR3d June 10, 2019

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