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Kitten Mittons

A comfortable, elegant mitten for cats endorsed by Charlie Kelly, local business owner and cat enthusiast! Sold at Paddy's Pub.
If your cat is making TOO MUCH NOISE ALL THE TIME, stomping around and DRIVING YOU CRAZY, or CLAWING AT YOUR FURNITURES, Kitten Mittons is the answer!!
One size fits all -- perfect for one-legged, fat, skinny, or in-between cats!
Kitten Mittons -- you'll be smitten!
MEEEEEE-OWW
by brideymo February 12, 2010
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the milonster

A really skinny, weak, and scrawny, kid. He will always act mentally ill and rage quit in minecraft. He takes the slightest things offensive, he is obsessed with Forza.
The milonster is terrible at Call of Duty.
by NosajM January 26, 2017
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Miltoned

To have rights, privileges, and/or other amenities revoked over a period of time with apparent intent of making the Miltonee want to leave. Derived from the Milton character in the movie Office Space, who constantly had his cubicle moved and office supplies removed against his protestations.
Since last year, my boss has taken away lunch breaks, given my job to an intern, and made me share my cubicle with Smelly Mel from Marketing - I'm totally getting Miltoned!
by The Evil Steve September 5, 2005
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Milon

A great guy with an amazing smile and huge heart. A procrastinator but gets it done. He's got trust issues but if you stay by him, he'll open up. In relationships he doesn't always do or say the right thing but he does try. A milon is an amazing person and you want him in your life (even if he makes it hard sometimes)
Friend: Girl this dude pisses me off sometimes but idk what I would do without him
Friend she's talking to: Girl you must have a milon
by SomeoneAnon May 27, 2017
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Miltopalooza

A huge party held annually on Milton Road in Toowong, Brisbane. Loads of bands, Eskies full of free goon, loads of couches and mattresses scattered around the giant back yard. Lots of Band-Nazies and hipsters. Has several hundreds of (good looking) people there every year.
Miltopalooza celebrated it fith year in 2011
I didn't see you at Miltopalooza last week, you must have got lost in the crowd.
by mushroommagic144 September 13, 2011
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Milron

A popular internet term, born from the gathering of idiots in chatrooms. Milron loosely translates but is not limited to: Moron, Idiot, Fool, Liar, Fake, Hypocrite, etc.

A milron is someone in a chatroom who tries to take on the form of someone else, commonly referred to as a liar, or fake; has horribly below par intelligence, and rock-solid fundamentalist beliefs. But it can just mean an idiot.
"That chick with the fake pic is a Milron."

"Damn, Ashlee Simpson is a damn Milron."
by William Aguero December 24, 2005
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Miltonic

A powerful descriptive term that typically defies description.

Miltonic:
1- characterized by distilled excellence;
2- describing a person or place or phenomenon that is beyond epic and beyond titanic;
3- almost as flawless as - or even more flawless than - LOTR or Dark Knight or AVATAR.

A term that draws it's stature & strength from the depth & breadth of the work by John Milton - an 'epic poet' born four centuries ago.
Ant: "Avatar is art."

Melve: "Mate, I know I saw it in 3D, 'epic' doesn't cut it, the movie was Miltonic".
by A cambridge Spyo March 29, 2010
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