Logan

He has the biggest shlong and will rule the world with his orphan slaves. Logan will want you to do things that are no big deal like to kill other orphans that oppress him. he will conquer everyone who stands in his way.

Guy: have you heard of our ruler Logan

Guy 2: yeah i have and he has the biggest shlong

by Limp Rick November 1, 2022

A logan

A delusional visionary whose movements are being monitored by drones and he can prove it. An “innocent” perpetrator of lies and deceit with scabies on his arms and fungus on his feet. A self centered meth head who lost all he had and could have had it made...if he wasn’t so sped.

You chose drugs over everything! You’re such a Logan

by Tuffmuff February 8, 2020

Logan

He’s ok

Meh Logan

by Sheeeeeeeesh29 May 31, 2021

Logan

Usually gay, retarded, stupid, unattractive, and slow

That guy is Logan

by Fhhfijggmf November 4, 2019

Logan

A very, very gay man, who is very gay.

Hey do you see that Logan?
Yeah he is pretty gay.

by Some69one March 31, 2019

Logan

The coolest name a human can ever have.

Logan is so cool.

by attackontybur December 9, 2020

Logan

A person who doesn't know how to properly put a condom on while having gay sex with other men.

Yo, this man Logan had some action the other night.

by mchapaton June 3, 2017