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Xbox Live

A gathering of communication between noobs and immature prepubescent twelve year old kids. Xbox live has many great features that a PC doesn't, such as:
1. You have to pay a lot of money to play online
2. You can't hack or modify the game without being banned
3. Unlike PC's, Xbox 360 gaming will eventually become obsolete
4. The audio of spoiled elementary school children playing games that are rated M and cursing in a squeaky and humorous tone (ex: You fucking Noob! Hax!)

A famous game played on Xbox Live would be the Call of Duty Series. This game is meant to be for a mature audience, but it is generally played by children after they learn to walk. When CoD became popular, most kids stopped playing Cowboys and Indians outside and eventually converted into Communists vs Nazis. This game is also used to recruit idiotic teenagers (specifically jocks and stoners) that think they are tough to join the marines. These people turn into arrogant morons that think they are weapons experts and hardcore in which you pray for whatever god you believe in to smite them. Not all Xbox Live players are bad, but the few that are can ruin the experience.
A "civilized" conversation on Xbox Live:

Stoner: Dude, I am pwning in Xbox Live you fuckin bitches, fuck you!

Prepubescant Child: You fucking noob, you can't do that you pussy Hax!

Spoiled Fatass Teenager: Shut up you faggot!
by Jag140 July 9, 2011
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we live together

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EVER!!!!!!!!!

(.)(.) TITs!!!!

.......lesbian porn.
alex: dude, im so bored. have anything that we could do?
raúl: ever heard of we live together?
alex: what that?
**1 minutes later**
alex passes out from joy of site with cum on his hand (minute man)

www.welivetogether.com
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"You know the Landing"?

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"Dude you should, it's like the best live house around here"

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Windows Live Movie Maker

A new version of Windows movie maker for the release of Windows. However, it's even crappier that the last version. It has much less functionablity, with the same frequency of crashes. It's even less easy to use, unless you're doing a slideshow with some song you have lying around on your computer, you're going to have difficulty working with it. The only thing going for it is that it supports a large number of video formats instead of just like two Windows developed formats.
When I saw Microsoft had developed a new video editor, Windows Live Movie Maker, I thought that it could be an improvement over the failure of the last version. HOW WRONG WAS I?
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a will to live

I have no idea what that is. I guess if you have a will to live, you don't cry yourself to sleep like I do but I suppose that might just be a mystical legend forged by a fucking person with this magical item.

I'm salty.
And sad.
From a person WITHOUT a will to live: "Damn, wish I had one of those."
From a person who HAS a will to live: "I LOVE LIFE."
by AAAAA FAGGOT December 26, 2017
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why do i live

Why Do I live
Cuz ur parents fucked jimmy
by Some kidddss February 28, 2019
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