A special chance meeting at a red light with someone of lesser intelligence who just cut you off and/or sped in front of you so that they could get in front of you. Usually the result of wasteful speeding and/or reckless driving.
"The other day I had a red light rendezvous with a Mustang that cut me off for no reason. I promptly gave him the finger."
by LesJuanTed October 20, 2008
Get the Red Light Rendezvous mug.1. A source of ignition for a joint.
2. A weaker, somewhat pathetic joint or any such cheap imitation.
2. A weaker, somewhat pathetic joint or any such cheap imitation.
1. Yo duke pass dat J Light befo' I Polynesian handshake up in here.
2. That muscular post-op tranny is like a J Light: looks like a man but in fact has an inverted-ball-sack-vagina.
2. That muscular post-op tranny is like a J Light: looks like a man but in fact has an inverted-ball-sack-vagina.
by sirrix November 12, 2010
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An empty Coors Light "cold activated can" left out side of a window to determine if it is warm, cold or "super cold" outside. Works best in colder climates.
When Steve noticed his Coors Light thermometer was at super cold he decided to skip class that morning.
by Jamie Outdoors May 22, 2012
Get the Coors Light Thermometer mug.Stop light texting is the act of sitting in your car, at an (ideally) long stop light. This is the perfect opportunity to check email, update your FB and scroll through your social media. Typically, if you have teens or children in the car, the act of stop light texting will be rudely interrupted by younger people telling you to stop!
"MOM, stop texting and driving!"
"OMG, I'm stop light texting, leave me alone! Sheesh. You are so over-schooled in this topic!"
"OMG, I'm stop light texting, leave me alone! Sheesh. You are so over-schooled in this topic!"
by Funny Moms October 26, 2016
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Get the light stalker mug.It is the less intense version of petting and hard petting. So the thing you do when you are still to uncomfortable to do actual petting. This includes giving each other massages, hair stroking, and kisses along the neck and face.
We both agreed that we weren’t readyt for anything too sexual yet. So we decided to do some light petting instead.
by Hey_that.not.allowed_kid May 2, 2019
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