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knuckle scrub

The act of vigorously scrubbing one's anus, usually with hot soapy water, to clean it of leftover fecal matter. It is more a practical technique than a pleasurable one, although some people find it serves the dual purpose.
The toilet paper at the resort was of poor quality so I had to hop in the shower and do a quick knuckle scrub before going to dinner.
by Diarrhea Farmer January 12, 2015
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Gorilla Knuckle

The outline of the edge of a guy's glans ridge through his underwear or pants.
Check out that guy's gorilla knuckle- he's got it pierced!
by merkinmuncher November 4, 2013
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Jack Knuckles

A chronic, habitual masturbator. Someone who is always giving himself a tug. Typically addicted to porn, stalks Facebook, Insta and other media for pics to fap off to.

May also be used as a derogatory term for somone who’s a POS.
My neighbor is a real jack knuckles. He’s always giving himself a wank online.

My uncle is a jack knuckles. I catch him tossing off every time I walk past the den.

Fuck that guy. He’s a jack knuckles.
by Eaton Holgoode December 8, 2017
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Knuckle Chowder

Karsch went home and cooked up a nice bowl of knuckle chowder in the shower
by ~Rosie January 28, 2008
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Knuckle Cock

Finger fucking a guy's girl under the table at a bar while he is at the table, then punching him in the face afterwards, karate style, with two fingers, like Chuck Norris.
I knuckle cocked that douchebag and took a shot of Jack to top off the night.
by JDawgBroncos1! May 4, 2019
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cum knuckles

when you beat your cock so fucking hard your knuckles are slathered in cum
OMG I had the biggest case of cum knuckles when looking at a picture of ur mom.
by ryangb871 January 20, 2022
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Knuckle One

Roger was late to class because he stopped at the bathroom to knuckle one.

I had to knuckle one to your mom last night.
by Eaton Holgoode November 13, 2017
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